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      10-17-2017, 05:49 PM   #50843
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1/5 ratio of men to women in my building. The other day they are all in one office, and one is totally red and asks :"Do you know what cameltoe is?"

Where's that gif of grandpa walking right back out of the room?
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      10-17-2017, 07:18 PM   #50844
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Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.
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      10-18-2017, 02:04 AM   #50845
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      10-18-2017, 06:21 AM   #50846
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I am bored af and have read about my n54 all dayyyy... what's up guys!
oh oh... its not safe in here
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      10-18-2017, 09:29 AM   #50847
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oh oh... its not safe in here
why do you say it like that?? I'm no threat
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      10-18-2017, 09:42 AM   #50848
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why do you say it like that?? I'm no threat
people come in here and u never see them again (online)
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      10-18-2017, 10:01 AM   #50849
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people come in here and u never see them again (online)
Nonsense!
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      10-18-2017, 10:24 AM   #50850
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people come in here and u never see them again (online)
I'm usually searching the forums all day, I figured to pop in here, I'm tired of reading the same old posts.
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      10-18-2017, 10:44 AM   #50851
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oh oh... its not safe in here
It used to not be safe. OT has lost a lot of members that made it fun.
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      10-18-2017, 10:48 AM   #50852
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It used to not be safe. OT has lost a lot of members that made it fun.
How do you know, you just joined?
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      10-18-2017, 10:48 AM   #50853
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I'm usually searching the forums all day, I figured to pop in here, I'm tired of reading the same old posts.
welcome to the dark side
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      10-18-2017, 10:49 AM   #50854
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How do you know, you just joined?
Magic 8 ball.
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      10-18-2017, 10:55 AM   #50855
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      10-18-2017, 11:01 AM   #50856
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      10-18-2017, 11:02 AM   #50857
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Mines not new, it's just gone under some operations. I prefer the term, enhanced.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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      10-18-2017, 11:16 AM   #50858
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Mines not new, it's just gone under some operations. I prefer the term, enhanced.
Are you a Lups 2.0?
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      10-18-2017, 11:27 AM   #50859
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
- Donald J. Trump.
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      10-18-2017, 11:48 AM   #50860
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-18-2017, 11:51 AM   #50861
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
- Donald J. Trump.
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      10-18-2017, 12:24 PM   #50862
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      10-18-2017, 12:32 PM   #50863
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Hello Lups!
Is... Is it you, my bubs? My favorite flubs?
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      10-18-2017, 12:37 PM   #50864
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