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SoFI ad. Some people save 42% on interest rate. In small print the rate is 14.2. That means they were paying 33%?? Don't we have rules against usury???
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| 10-23-2017, 05:52 AM | #50910 |
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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| 10-23-2017, 06:05 AM | #50911 | |||
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And do you by any chance need extra relatives? I have plenty and they HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME ALL MORNING AND I CANT TAKE THIS AND THE HUBBY SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME TO PLAY NICE. Play nice. Like what the hell is going on with his fucked up head too? Anyway, how are you bups?
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| 10-23-2017, 09:14 AM | #50912 | |
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No no, no more relatives for me. Don't have many to begin with, so it keeps life nice and calm.  I'm okay. Managed to melt the skin off my hand changing oil the other day when the catch pan started overflowing all over the floor. How art thou?
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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| 10-23-2017, 09:19 AM | #50913 | |||
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I lost my wallet a week or so back, and naturally I refuse to ask anyone have they seen it. This became an urgent thing today when i realized i couldn't find the kids winter wear. All in all this is a new low for my stubborn ass.
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| 10-23-2017, 09:31 AM | #50914 | |
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I will send a pic in a bit. Too lazy to make coffee in the morning, so make gallons of tea and fill water bottle for morning caffeine fix. Plus, this bitch at the coffee shop always gave me an attitude, so I'm revolting. I was going to criticize you, however, I've lost mine once before and it was an awful feeling. Might be a good time to ask someone, eh?
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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 It's somewhere! I'm a man i don't need help! There is no fucking way I'd admit to anyone i did this again. Our menu this week will be delightful , or i have to make a withdrawal from the kids piggy banks. Not my finest moment in any way but i can keep this up for a few more days if i can figure out a way to order coffee via internet.
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| 10-23-2017, 10:00 AM | #50916 | |
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Hmmm, still got big ol steel balls eh! You can't order food on the computer like we lazy Americans do? Order them a bunch of nice processed foods until the wallet turns up. Or, you could rob a bank, they have tons of money, literally just sitting there.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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Yeah, we don't have those. It is so so we finns wouldnt draw away from the world completely. I would rather own up to this fuck up or drop them off to grandma for meals than serve that nasty processed shit. Jeez Billie, even i wouldnt sell you coffee now. You on sick days?
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| 10-23-2017, 10:17 AM | #50918 | |
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I can call and order you Domino's pizza until you find the wallet. Shipped FedEx Next Day Air (might be a little cold since you're in the brink of winter). Sick days? Every day is a sick day!
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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| 10-23-2017, 12:25 PM | #50919 | |
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Or, since a "Billie" on here likely knows her address, he could call a nearby eatery that does delivery and have something delivered straight to the house for a few days...giving her that precious extra time to fully break down and finally ask for help. Plus, the above provides for so many amusing things to be delivered. I'm sure a Finnish shop could be persuaded to pour some milk from a carton into a plastic bag for her and deliver it for the right sum. |
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| 10-23-2017, 12:34 PM | #50920 | |||
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This is a new low for me for sure, but I'll find it eventually. Our credit cards here have chips so it's not like anyone could use one without a pin! I'll find it eventually. It's the only wallet I've ever liked so I'm not giving up on it! It's very likely that i have just put it somewhere safe for once! It'll show up! I could go fetch hubbys but i am not admitting doing this again, this is like the third time since summer. I'm never telling you guys anything again.
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| 10-23-2017, 12:41 PM | #50921 | |
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| 10-23-2017, 12:54 PM | #50922 | |||
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I'm telling you, the thief here is always me. I once had it in the freezer for two weeks, once i found it from my morning coffee bench, every time i go buy milk it gets lost for a day and once it had even ended up in a purse (which was really, really strange.). Since this is an anon forum I can admit this all, but hell will freeze over before i would anyone here know. They always make fun of me for days and they say stupid shit like "oh no , should we cancel your cards? Wouldnt this make it a full dozen times this year?" I suck at this. This is why i don't have home keys, god only knows where my jeans are and at some point i would like to find my winter coat. I am hopeless but I'm not going to admit it home. My ego is fragile for fucks sake!
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