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      04-21-2021, 06:58 PM   #5105
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      04-21-2021, 09:27 PM   #5106
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My 9-year-old: it makes me fart and gives me diarrhea.

So yes or no?
I was laughing too hard to question him further
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I freaking drank to much last night and then hardly ate. Drunk me thought it would be a good idea to try the new quesalupa on our way home. It tasted like shit and I've been so sick all morning I can barely move. I have so much work today & don't know how I'm going to make it happen. Zofran barely worked
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I confess that I get really irritated when I see people driving around at night with their headlights off.
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      04-22-2021, 02:08 PM   #5109
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I freaking drank to much last night and then hardly ate. Drunk me thought it would be a good idea to try the new quesalupa on our way home. It tasted like shit and I've been so sick all morning I can barely move. I have so much work today & don't know how I'm going to make it happen. Zofran barely worked
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      04-22-2021, 07:35 PM   #5110
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I want to party with you[/QUOTE]

Come own down to Nola! Us southern BMW peeps will show you a good time.

It's not like I was out clubbing or anything radical. We were just at a restaurant eating at the bar for a friends birthday but the wine was going down so smooth. Good friends, good wine, and good times! Just not a good am
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      04-22-2021, 09:29 PM   #5112
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      04-22-2021, 10:44 PM   #5113
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I confess that I get really irritated when I see people driving around at night with their headlights off.
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I get even more irritated when I see someone w/o their headlights on and then flash them with my lights to let them know their lights aren't on and they do NOTHING.
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Come own down to Nola! Us southern BMW peeps will show you a good time.

It's not like I was out clubbing or anything radical. We were just at a restaurant eating at the bar for a friends birthday but the wine was going down so smooth. Good friends, good wine, and good times! Just not a good am
I have such good memories of NOLA...having dinner at Chop on Magazine St, after dinner drinks at the Monteleone and beignets in the morning to soothe the pain. I miss days traveling
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I get even more irritated when I see someone w/o their headlights on and then flash them with my lights to let them know their lights aren't on and they do NOTHING.
I always heard that cars with headlights off are gang members waiting for people to flash them. Then they turn around and get u.
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I get even more irritated when I see someone w/o their headlights on and then flash them with my lights to let them know their lights aren't on and they do NOTHING.
I always heard that cars with headlights off are gang members waiting for people to flash them. Then they turn around and get u.
Happened to my freind cuz he tailgated them. They put a shotty out the window and he just stayed behind them but didnt tail gate. He shouldve made a Uturn but they pulled to the side and shot buckshot twice. Luckily he was fine and they hit is trunk only.
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I freaking drank to much last night and then hardly ate. Drunk me thought it would be a good idea to try the new quesalupa on our way home. It tasted like shit and I've been so sick all morning I can barely move. I have so much work today & don't know how I'm going to make it happen. Zofran barely worked
Grasshopper, I am saddened to hear that you fell to the siren lure of the late night Quesalupa. While it's siren song is compelling, the results can only be seen as...problematic.

Keep your head up and learn from this grave error. No late night quesalupa or any other thing with the suffix lupa.

They are all death.
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Grasshopper, I am saddened to hear that you fell to the siren lure of the late night Quesalupa. While it's siren song is compelling, the results can only be seen as...problematic.

Keep your head up and learn from this grave error. No late night quesalupa or any other thing with the suffix lupa.

They are all death.
Words of personal experience ???
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I have another car related confession. I get annoyed when I see people literally maneuver well outside of their lane in order to make a turn. Makes no sense to me and comes damn close to causing accidents because of their idiocy.
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I always heard that cars with headlights off are gang members waiting for people to flash them. Then they turn around and get u.
Haha, pretty sure the ones I've seen aren't gang members.
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Happened to my freind cuz he tailgated them. They put a shotty out the window and he just stayed behind them but didnt tail gate. He shouldve made a Uturn but they pulled to the side and shot buckshot twice. Luckily he was fine and they hit is trunk only.
I'm confused. Did the other car have their headlights off? This seems like quite a different scenario.
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Happened to my freind cuz he tailgated them. They put a shotty out the window and he just stayed behind them but didnt tail gate. He shouldve made a Uturn but they pulled to the side and shot buckshot twice. Luckily he was fine and they hit is trunk only.
I'm confused. Did the other car have their headlights off? This seems like quite a different scenario.
Yeah Nissan Altima no headlights. Driving in the canyons. Turnbull Canyon. Its haunted and a bunch of native americans died there. Also a plane crashed and some electric scientist changed the weather on the hill before and made it rain.
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The Quesalupa is a the horrid spawn of a long line of late night/early morning food sirens with one objectie and one objective, alone: Introduce you to a 24 hour gastrointestinal waking nightmare.
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On the subject of late night food after a night club/bar a small chicken shish kebab with salad and a dab of garlic sauce gave me no ill effects.
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The Quesalupa is a the horrid spawn of a long line of late night/early morning food sirens with one objectie and one objective, alone: Introduce you to a 24 hour gastrointestinal waking nightmare.
That certainly seems like something to avoid at all costs. Thanks for taking that one for the team.
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Not a late night belly stuffer but my go-to for the morning (afternoon) after has always been cold, meaning straight from the fridge cold, original recipe KFC. There's just something about those 11 different herbs and spices that settles my gut right down. Oh and the grease, the cold, glorious grease! I think that's the secret.
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