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      01-12-2017, 10:50 PM   #617
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      01-12-2017, 11:16 PM   #618
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      01-13-2017, 02:53 AM   #619
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      01-13-2017, 02:57 AM   #620
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      01-13-2017, 09:40 AM   #621
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      01-13-2017, 10:27 AM   #622
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      01-13-2017, 10:32 AM   #623
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      01-13-2017, 10:59 AM   #624
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You know when you don't feel anything but you don't want to hurt the other person...
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      01-13-2017, 11:40 AM   #625
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You know when you don't feel anything but you don't want to hurt the other person...
Yep, had to have that conversation the other day. Are you not feeling it, or are you the other person in this scenario?
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      01-13-2017, 11:44 AM   #626
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Yep, had to have that conversation the other day. Are you not feeling it, or are you the other person in this scenario?
Has snapchat not revealed the scenario?
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      01-13-2017, 11:48 AM   #627
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Has snapchat not revealed the scenario?
To be honest, I just touch the screen really fast because most her snaps are the same. I just use snapchat to send her dick pics while I'm sitting at my desk.
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And she just quickly touches the screen because most of the snaps are all the same
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      01-13-2017, 12:01 PM   #629
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And she just quickly touches the screen because most of the snaps are all the same
I dunno, I just picture her sitting there squinting at the screen just trying to make out which part is in fact..., my penis.
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sorry 11 pages long, has anyone mentioned masterbation yet ?
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      01-13-2017, 01:15 PM   #631
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(complete with talking a sounds effects)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this
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      01-13-2017, 01:41 PM   #632
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sorry 11 pages long, has anyone mentioned masterbation yet ?
Yes. I said I masturbate constantly. No one cared.
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You know when you don't feel anything but you don't want to hurt the other person...
Have you tried purchasing a penis pump for him? Might work...
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      01-13-2017, 02:26 PM   #634
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Yes. I said I masturbate constantly. No one cared.
That's because everyone does it.







I'm doing it right now.
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      01-13-2017, 02:30 PM   #635
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That's because everyone does it.







I'm doing it right now.

You think that's gloating? I've been masturbating for the last 4 days straight.



I'd be more shocked for someone to come in here and say they're asexual.
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I'm asexual beast. With a space between the a and the s on the second word if I had to tell the truth.

"Everyone is always telling the truth on the internet." - George Washington, 1790
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You think that's gloating? I've been masturbating for the last 4 days straight.



I'd be more shocked for someone to come in here and say they're asexual.
4 days. That's nothing

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