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      08-24-2021, 12:32 PM   #617
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More like stuck in this town/relationship, going nowhere. That's how I see it, anyway.
I was wondering if Bruce was talking about self love:
"This gun's for hire, even if it's just dancing in the dark"

Guess it's open to interpretation.
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      08-26-2021, 06:32 PM   #621
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LIFO as per computer jargon
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I've heard some doozies when I was bartending during my College years.



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      08-28-2021, 10:57 AM   #626
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But I hate stubbing my toe!
You may be missing the point.
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Sounds pizzagatey.
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You may be missing the point.
I am not. But I do think it's a very strange parallel to draw.
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I am not. But I do think it's a very strange parallel to draw.
That's exactly why it's funny, particularly if you're at a bar drinking…. you haven't partied much I take it. It's the strange pickup lines that tend to make people laugh. If you can make a woman laugh at a bar, then….oh nevermind.

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      08-29-2021, 02:15 PM   #633
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My snarky comeback for that one was:" Me and four others would be up your arse on your way out the door."

Another beer?

Those patrons were generally regulars and very generous tippers.

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My snarky comeback for that one was:" Me and four others would be up your arse on your way out the door."

Another beer?

Those patrons were generally regulars and very generous tippers.

Ok, that's funny!

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      08-31-2021, 07:21 AM   #635
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