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      06-25-2018, 08:35 AM   #45
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Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all
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62? What's the new one as I only recall 61?
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62? What's the new one as I only recall 61?
62... Dawg..... BMW drivers
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Trustworthy but boring on weekdays, then a completely different one that's actually fun if high maintenance on weekends.
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I like my women, like I like my steak, dead

(I did try going extreme ultra blue, in other words, while the blood is still pumping,
but when I sat next to the cow, and stuck it with my fork, it yelled MOOOO and bolted.
though that said, it was ok with my pouring a bucket of béarnaise sauce all over it's hind quarters
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Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all
OK then...

I like my women like Helen Reddy's hit song: Strong, invincible, and WOMAN.

Wish there was a song about being cisgendered, naturally XX-chromosomal female to prove my point, but oh well, this'll have to do.

Another 2 because the last one was not that funny but had to be said, but now you want something less PC?

I like my women like my 4K TV: Thin, highly defined, turned on, and in my bedroom.

I like my women like this sentence: No period
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Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all
Fine...

I like my men like my dad; non existent
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Hey,
supposing peeps on here bat's for the other side ?

I really think this thread should be a bit more PC (aka inclusive)

There are 62 Genders after all
Is this a challenge?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I mean the question but I'm also pretty sure old farty man is not listed there, I want mine to be included
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Lup's love, life IS a challenge
Yeah, but this felt like a man thread, a safe place for you. If I open my mouth here, you're all mad.
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Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
Yet men call me a cunt here...

I like my men like I like my clay. Easy to mold, and when hardened, reusable.
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