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      09-13-2024, 08:52 AM   #6909
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Happy Friday the 13th.
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      09-13-2024, 09:16 AM   #6910
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Happy Friday the 13th.
Port Dover is going to be packed today.

(for those who don't know it's a biker rally day every Friday 13th)
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      09-13-2024, 10:52 AM   #6911
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....Diesel up your butt hole will be subjected to compression, contortions, cavitation, crepitations and convulsions....
...., especially if you insert a glow plug as a chaser.
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      09-13-2024, 11:06 AM   #6912
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We used diesel fuel to burn shit in Vietnam. The containers were usually
55 gallon drums, cut in half. The FNG’s were usually assigned the task of
dragging the nearly full barrels aside and lighting them off. You did not
want to be downwind.
Yeah, first time someone dropped a lit cigarette into a puddle of JP5 (navy jet fuel, kerosene but used in diesels) I was shocked that it just put the cig out.

You always figure jet fuel would be highly explosive.
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      09-13-2024, 03:44 PM   #6913
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Happy Friday the 13th. Just getting ready for tonight.

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      09-13-2024, 04:22 PM   #6914
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I never had Taco Bell. Is it that bad?


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It's not bad at all. I've been eating at Taco Bell since they opened in the '60s and I'm still here. I'd share more but duty calls....I gotta run.
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      09-13-2024, 04:25 PM   #6915
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I'd share more but duty calls....I gotta run.
You mean "I've got the runs"? Don't you?
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      09-13-2024, 05:07 PM   #6916
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      09-13-2024, 05:15 PM   #6917
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You mean "I've got the runs"? Don't you?
That was going to be my #2 response.
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^^^^^ It's a SpaceX Raptor ROCKET engine.....
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^^^^^ It's a SpaceX Raptor ROCKET engine.....
^^^^CyberTruck design inspiration.
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Ol' Colonel Sanders is adding frisky chicken to his holiday menu
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The Colonel was a playa’!
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The Colonel was a playa’!
That's where the slogan "finger lickin' good" came from.
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The Colonel was a playa’!

They say he was a leg man.
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