[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Whoever did that should be drawn and quartered.

We have 105 employees. I seriously feel like going through each and every trashcan.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

When you open the fridge and the lunch that I specifically labeled is gone! It is unreal that a grown adult has the audacity to take someone else’s lunch.

That is lower than low. Find a new company.

[Nkc]

Smear shit on it next time.

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Smear shit on it next time.

This way I can say. "That shit is not yours"

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

This way I can say. "That shit is not yours"

I do sort of wonder whether there could be any legal repurcussions if one were to tamper with their own lunch, clearly marked as their property? Like coating it with some sort of colon cleanser or something...dude then gets some violent diarreaha at least. I think poisoning your lunch probably would be a bit far so I'm not suggesting that...but colon prep or whatever...perhaps ok?

Or you could put some ghost peppers on the sandwich...all chopped up nicely so it doesn't look like peppers.

And then just leave it for a few days waiting for the office thief to strike again.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I do sort of wonder whether there could be any legal repurcussions if one were to tamper with their own lunch, clearly marked as their property? Like coating it with some sort of colon cleanser or something...dude then gets some violent diarreaha at least. I think poisoning your lunch probably would be a bit far so I'm not suggesting that...but colon prep or whatever...perhaps ok?

Or you could put some ghost peppers on the sandwich...all chopped up nicely so it doesn't look like peppers.

And then just leave it for a few days waiting for the office thief to strike again.

i like this idea.

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I do sort of wonder whether there could be any legal repurcussions if one were to tamper with their own lunch, clearly marked as their property? Like coating it with some sort of colon cleanser or something...dude then gets some violent diarreaha at least. I think poisoning your lunch probably would be a bit far so I'm not suggesting that...but colon prep or whatever...perhaps ok?

Or you could put some ghost peppers on the sandwich...all chopped up nicely so it doesn't look like peppers.

And then just leave it for a few days waiting for the office thief to strike again.

I don’t know, but someone had a good Boar's head sandwich on my expense. I got to drive in the rain to pick up another one.

[NemesisX]

I just filled up on gas and the woman next to me spent a full minute trying to squeeze extra gas into her tank after the pump stopped automatically.

All I hear is "*clank* (initial auto-stop)......*clank*...*clank*..*clank*.*clank*..*cl ank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*. .*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*cla nk*..*clank*..*clank*.."

Yeah, I counted. She engaged the gasoline nozzle an additional 18 times.

[upstatedoc]

Put some of this on your bait sammich and wait for the screams:

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

When you open the fridge and the lunch that I specifically labeled is gone! It is unreal that a grown adult has the audacity to take someone else’s lunch.

Offer the perp this... Never dared to try it myself but I knew someone who did this to someone that stole his food:
http://amzn.com/B006J1FBLM

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Offer the perp this... Never dared to try it myself but I knew someone who did this to someone that stole his food:
http://amzn.com/B006J1FBLM

Lol Gummi bears with side effects

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by NemesisX

I just filled up on gas and the woman next to me spent a full minute trying to squeeze extra gas into her tank after the pump stopped automatically.

All I hear is "*clank* (initial auto-stop)......*clank*...*clank*..*clank*.*clank*..*cl ank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*. .*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*clank*..*cla nk*..*clank*..*clank*.."

Yeah, I counted. She engaged the gasoline nozzle an additional 18 times.

I have a WHITE coworker who is into ASIAN superstitions... 8 is a prosperous number in Chinese culture, so every time he fuels up it's in increments of 8 and he always pays by credit, so to get it to $8.88 or $16.88 (168 resembles "roadway to prosperity"), so I have to sit through that too

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I do sort of wonder whether there could be any legal repurcussions if one were to tamper with their own lunch, clearly marked as their property? Like coating it with some sort of colon cleanser or something...dude then gets some violent diarreaha at least. I think poisoning your lunch probably would be a bit far so I'm not suggesting that...but colon prep or whatever...perhaps ok?

Or you could put some ghost peppers on the sandwich...all chopped up nicely so it doesn't look like peppers.

And then just leave it for a few days waiting for the office thief to strike again.

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i like this idea.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think there probably could be legal ramifications...even if marked as your property. Especially in 'Merica!

I remember in high school law class sadly learning that you cannot dig pits on your property for others to fall into. Apparently this is not an acceptable use of your property.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think there probably could be legal ramifications...even if marked as your property. Especially in 'Merica!

I remember in high school law class sadly learning that you cannot dig pits on your property for others to fall into. Apparently this is not an acceptable use of your property.

Would they not have to prove that he wanted it on his sandwich for his enjoyment? To prove intent there would be difficult, I think.

[MidwestGolfBum]

Sales people who are basically unable to communicate within a reasonable amount of time. One of the manufacturers that we work with (we are resellers) has a rep that takes somewhere between 2 and 3 times as long as anybody else I have ever encountered. It has gotten to the point that I just email/call his boss so that I can get the answers that I need faster. Best part is, he gets pissed if you don't respond to him that day for something.

[2011CrazE89]

Watching my lunch like a hawk today. It moved to a different shelf but it's still there.

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by MidwestGolfBum

Sales people who are basically unable to communicate within a reasonable amount of time. One of the manufacturers that we work with (we are resellers) has a rep that takes somewhere between 2 and 3 times as long as anybody else I have ever encountered. It has gotten to the point that I just email/call his boss so that I can get the answers that I need faster. Best part is, he gets pissed if you don't respond to him that day for something.

Fortunately for me all of our sales reps are in house. I learned never to email these guys for anything if you expect a response. If I need an answer I walk right in there office.

[John 070]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

We have 105 employees. I seriously feel like going through each and every trashcan.

Probably an honest mistake?

We went to lunch with a vendor, and there were way too many apps ordered. I can't waste food, and so I brought back my veal cutlet (real deal) sandwich. Decided to freeze it so it would survive the commute home, and forgot all about it. 2 years later I remembered it, microwaved it, and it was delish.

[MidwestGolfBum]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Fortunately for me all of our sales reps are in house. I learned never to email these guys for anything if you expect a response. If I need an answer I walk right in there office.

With this guy I have given up on trying to communicate to him at all and just go to his boss who gets me exactly what I need. I can call/email/text him (all 3 would normally happen) and still not get a response for an extended period of time. Given that I have a prior working relationship with his boss, it's easier to just go and get it done than have to mess around with. It has even gotten to to point that his boss shows up for meetings with me when I need a manufacturer rep there.

[Nkc]

John stole your lunch.

[squishy]

Originally Posted by John 070

2 years later I remembered it, microwaved it, and it was delish.

Ahh wtf

I eat pretty much anything that's edible, but that's gross haha.

[GB-335xiCoupe]

Originally Posted by Nkc

John stole your lunch.

I think it was Nick. Nick the Prick.
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like the Nasal Napalm