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      10-23-2024, 10:05 AM   #7481
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With an occasional exception. True story related from a flying buddy years ago:

He was an overnighter with his airline and had some time to kill. So, he rented a car so he could see some of the big city. As he was driving on a wide boulevard in the inner city, he suddenly had the urge to purge. He frantically started looking for a gas station, but none in sight. Finally, spotted a hotel.
He sped into the front driveway and basically abandoned his car, running into the lobby. He spotted the men’s room sign way down a hallway. Pinching his cheeks, he walked, almost ran to the men’s room, headed to the 1st stall and had an epic blowout. He made it.

Now that the dust was settled he had time to look at his surroundings. Man, this place is 5 Star! Long row of stalls with long row of urinals, chrome and marble… totally 1st class.

He decided to remain seated for a while in case there was a 2nd wave. While waiting, he heard the door open, followed by the clicking of leather shoes.
Curious, he peered through a crack in the stall door. The dude appeared to be a high-roller; expensive suit, perfect haircut, etc.

So the high-roller taxiis into the urinal directly across from the stall, then moments later lets out an unmistakeable fart. Again curious, our pilot peers through the door crack. Mr. High-roller unlatched his belt and slowly lowered his slacks, all-the-while saying, “Oh no, oh no.” He shit his pants.

Mr. High-roller was late getting back to his meeting. ��
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My wife thought bukakke meant awesome (ESL) and used to drop it in conversations.
That’s even better than my wife who thought “survival of the fittest” was “survival of the fetus” which I allowed to continue for about 10 years.
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