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      09-04-2014, 12:33 AM   #793
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1. Nitpicking faks annoy me.
2. Those idiot who always rationalize their mistake and inferiority annoys me.
For an example:
-Oh, 3 series???? 3series? I don't do 3 series. (you can substitute it with C-class, C63, A4/S4/RS4). It is those retarded fucks who can't even afford to buy a CPO Acura with cash who fucking talks stupid like that.
-Oh, you drive a MB/BMW/Nissan/(whatever shit you drive)? My friend drives a Ferrari F430. One fuck was Post doc who can't even get an ajunct prof job, and other retard is working at S&P500 firm after MBA in top3.
-You bought a Sprint at 3.50/sr? You must be really stupid and uneducated. You made a mistake.
After hitting 11/sr after masayoshi handed out 2.50ish in cash per share.
Man... I should've bought the sprint too.
Fucking dumb cock sucking retard.
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OBFUSCATION! One of my favorite words lately. I use it all the time, and some people don't know WTF I'm talking about.
Lol ironic as I'm sure these are the very same souls who tend to obfuscate.
I consider myself educated and yet I lean towards brevity
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      09-04-2014, 02:54 AM   #795
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Lol ironic as I'm sure these are the very same souls who tend to obfuscate.
I consider myself educated and yet I lean towards brevity
I try to prevent myself from being too verbose as well. The more loquacious I am, I feel I start to lose the less educated of my audience.
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I try to prevent myself from being too verbose as well. The more loquacious I am, I feel I start to lose the less educated of my audience.
Teach me, master... Teach me how to subdue the monster that is loquaciousness! My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives! I, for the life of me, fail to attain the ability to possess the eloquence that can be perceived by others to be an annoyance! But fie on them, for mine angst of trying to abridge my very thoughts is far too great a burden whereby I can reallocate my mental resources to other important things!
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      09-04-2014, 05:16 AM   #797
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Just saw the credit union raise the rates on the 37-60 mo loan to 1.99%. There goes my GTI dd. But they are offering a 1 yr. certificate @ 5.0% so you bet I txfd some cash into one!
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      09-04-2014, 09:13 AM   #798
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1. Nitpicking faks annoy me.
2. Those idiot who always rationalize their mistake and inferiority annoys me.
For an example:
-Oh, 3 series???? 3series? I don't do 3 series. (you can substitute it with C-class, C63, A4/S4/RS4). It is those retarded fucks who can't even afford to buy a CPO Acura with cash who fucking talks stupid like that.
-Oh, you drive a MB/BMW/Nissan/(whatever shit you drive)? My friend drives a Ferrari F430. One fuck was Post doc who can't even get an ajunct prof job, and other retard is working at S&P500 firm after MBA in top3.
-You bought a Sprint at 3.50/sr? You must be really stupid and uneducated. You made a mistake.
After hitting 11/sr after masayoshi handed out 2.50ish in cash per share.
Man... I should've bought the sprint too.
Fucking dumb cock sucking retard.
You sound very angry sir.
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I try to prevent myself from being too verbose as well. The more loquacious I am, I feel I start to lose the less educated of my audience.
loquacious. Good word!
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      09-04-2014, 10:35 AM   #800
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Get back on topic - this isn't high school English.
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Get back on topic - this isn't high school English.
Is that getting to you?
(see what I did there?)
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You sound very angry sir.
I try my best not to be.
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      09-04-2014, 11:01 AM   #803
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Is that getting to you?
(see what I did there?)
Well played.
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1am discussion about cars. I swear I will never go through that again.
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      09-04-2014, 11:06 AM   #805
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1am discussion about cars. I swear I will never go through that again.
I don't understand. I thought any hour of the day or night was great for discussion of vehicles.
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Get back on topic - this isn't high school English.
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Is that getting to you?
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I don't understand. I thought any hour of the day or night was great for discussion of vehicles.
He does not even drive!!! Ever, at all!
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He does not even drive!!! Ever, at all!
Now THAT is a whole different level. I now understand.
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Now THAT is a whole different level. I now understand.
I'm pretty sure I live in some upside down world. Everything in my life is just not up to norms hahah.

I had a brain melt down last night trying to talk him out of an Audi, and I told him he can have any car he wants as long as its an ss/ss F80.

Never admitting that I didn't count the back seats in my M4. Lol I'd get shit for that one till the end of days.
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No such thing as back seats. In fact, I don't even know what those things are back there, I thought it was a place to put my backpack or briefcase so they could ride in comfort (Front seat sets off the buckle dinging).
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Teach me, master... Teach me how to subdue the monster that is loquaciousness! My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives! I, for the life of me, fail to attain the ability to possess the eloquence that can be perceived by others to be an annoyance! But fie on them, for mine angst of trying to abridge my very thoughts is far too great a burden whereby I can reallocate my mental resources to other important things!
Simplify.
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Went up front to get a coffee from our little market thing. Get coffee, don't realize there is no creamer or sugar. Ask cleaning lady to unlock room to get said creamer and sugar, they took away her master key. It's 7:40 and there is no one from HR to unlock the door to get it. HR must be part time or something, I don't know.

What gets to me, is that we have to lock up a $1 container of creamer and sugar because people were stealing them.

What the fuck is wrong with people?
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You know what gets me? BRAILLE on a drive-up ATM! Blind people can drive? WHAT?

Oh and the other thing - when withdrawing cash from the ATM - You have to withdraw in $20 increments. I get that. But WHY these programmers figure I have to then enter $40 by typing 4000 (the pennies in). Obviously if its increments of $20, why the fuck should I have to type $40.00? No, I want to withdraw $40.05. Doesn't it dispense nickles, dimes and quarters too? WTF!?!?
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