[grieverr]

Originally Posted by Lups

When the hubby hands out a shopping list before coffee. Who the fuck does he think he married!?

Haha! For me, it's not exactly the same, but I hate when the Mrs. greets me in the morning with anything that's not "hello", "good morning", "hey", whatever. And in the evening with (again) "hello", "how's it going", "how was your day", etc... Even a simple "hi" is fine by me.

She's had a habit of asking me a million questions as soon as I open my eyes or telling me what (bad things) the kids had done that day as I'm setting foot in the door. By now, whenever she starts that I just walk past her and ignore her, but at first, that was really annoying!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

My dad had this "joke" that he would tell over and over again about the one time my mom asked for a dishwasher and his response was "I thought I married one?"

That would get an easy and fast divorce in my family

European women are different.

[2011CrazE89]

I learned never to ignore my wife. She's Italian and I have way too many firearms in the house.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by grieverr

Haha! For me, it's not exactly the same, but I hate when the Mrs. greets me in the morning with anything that's not "hello", "good morning", "hey", whatever. And in the evening with (again) "hello", "how's it going", "how was your day", etc... Even a simple "hi" is fine by me.

She's had a habit of asking me a million questions as soon as I open my eyes or telling me what (bad things) the kids had done that day as I'm setting foot in the door. By now, whenever she starts that I just walk past her and ignore her, but at first, that was really annoying!

Buahaha, in our house it goes like this.

Lups walks to the kitchen, looking like dead and acting like a zombie.

The too cheery hubby is sitting on my way to the coffee pot (fail number one). Hubby starts: "Did you read the take home folders of the kids?"

"No"

"Did you sign the slips needed?"

"NO"

"Didn't I tell you to do that"

"No"

"I did, I'm sure I did"

"No"

"Did you sort out the laundry and find socks that match for the kids, I can wake them up soon and feed them, you can do the slips now"

"No".

"Why are you so moody in the mornings?"

"No"

Come on you slow man. It's been 10 years, do not talk to me about anything till the third cup. Do not wake up the kids. Do not ask if the dyslexic of the family can read papers printed out in a wrong font that I actually can not read, and I do not care if world is about to explode, the answer is no before the third cup.

He also hates I guess (not asking though, confirmation would mean I'd have to change my ways) that every time he comes home, I run away. I just mention if kids needs help with homework, and off I go. After he made fun of the active sound abt 3 months ago, no warm dinner, or dinner of any kind has been waiting for him.

Yes. A bitch.

[MrPrena]

You married a great man!

Originally Posted by Lups

Buahaha, in our house it goes like this.

Lups walks to the kitchen, looking like dead and acting like a zombie.

The too cheery hubby is sitting on my way to the coffee pot (fail number one). Hubby starts: "Did you read the take home folders of the kids?"

"No"

"Did you sign the slips needed?"

"NO"

"Didn't I tell you to do that"

"No"

"I did, I'm sure I did"

"No"

"Did you sort out the laundry and find socks that match for the kids, I can wake them up soon and feed them, you can do the slips now"

"No".

"Why are you so moody in the mornings?"

"No"

Come on you slow man. It's been 10 years, do not talk to me about anything till the third cup. Do not wake up the kids. Do not ask if the dyslexic of the family can read papers printed out in a wrong font that I actually can not read, and I do not care if world is about to explode, the answer is no before the third cup.

He also hates I guess (not asking though, confirmation would mean I'd have to change my ways) that every time he comes home, I run away. I just mention if kids needs help with homework, and off I go. After he made fun of the active sound abt 3 months ago, no warm dinner, or dinner of any kind has been waiting for him.

Yes. A bitch.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

You married a great man!

He has his merits, one of them being the fact he hasn't found this forum. Holy hell if he only knew how addicted I am to this.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by Lups

Buahaha, in our house it goes like this.

Lups walks to the kitchen, looking like dead and acting like a zombie.

The too cheery hubby is sitting on my way to the coffee pot (fail number one). Hubby starts: "Did you read the take home folders of the kids?"

"No"

"Did you sign the slips needed?"

"NO"

"Didn't I tell you to do that"

"No"

"I did, I'm sure I did"

"No"

"Did you sort out the laundry and find socks that match for the kids, I can wake them up soon and feed them, you can do the slips now"

"No".

"Why are you so moody in the mornings?"

"No"

Come on you slow man. It's been 10 years, do not talk to me about anything till the third cup. Do not wake up the kids. Do not ask if the dyslexic of the family can read papers printed out in a wrong font that I actually can not read, and I do not care if world is about to explode, the answer is no before the third cup.

He also hates I guess (not asking though, confirmation would mean I'd have to change my ways) that every time he comes home, I run away. I just mention if kids needs help with homework, and off I go. After he made fun of the active sound abt 3 months ago, no warm dinner, or dinner of any kind has been waiting for him.

Yes. A bitch.

That would get an easy and fast divorce in my family.

American men are different.

[P1]

Originally Posted by Lups

Buahaha, in our house it goes like this.

Lups walks to the kitchen, looking like dead and acting like a zombie.

The too cheery hubby is sitting on my way to the coffee pot (fail number one). Hubby starts: "Did you read the take home folders of the kids?"

"No"

"Did you sign the slips needed?"

"NO"

"Didn't I tell you to do that"

"No"

"I did, I'm sure I did"

"No"

"Did you sort out the laundry and find socks that match for the kids, I can wake them up soon and feed them, you can do the slips now"

"No".

"Why are you so moody in the mornings?"

"No"

Come on you slow man. It's been 10 years, do not talk to me about anything till the third cup. Do not wake up the kids. Do not ask if the dyslexic of the family can read papers printed out in a wrong font that I actually can not read, and I do not care if world is about to explode, the answer is no before the third cup.

He also hates I guess (not asking though, confirmation would mean I'd have to change my ways) that every time he comes home, I run away. I just mention if kids needs help with homework, and off I go. After he made fun of the active sound abt 3 months ago, no warm dinner, or dinner of any kind has been waiting for him.

Yes. A bitch.

Your husband seems like a good fella. One I'd share a few lagers and a charcuterie platter with, al fresco.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

That would get an easy and fast divorce in my family.

American men are different.

That's why I avoid you guys like plague.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by P1et

Your husband seems like a good fella. One I'd share a few lagers and a charcuterie platter with, al fresco.

He's cool. I'll send him to you for the beer, try your hardest to explain to him that he's lucky he didn't get killed for making fun of Peter, and it is indeed been a good thing for him after 10 years to learn how to survive without help of a personal assistant.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by Lups

That's why I avoid you guys like plague.

But, we're everywhere

[Lups]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

But, we're everywhere

I know!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

I know!

You can't escape us. We are watching you when you least expect it. Like right now. I'm in your bushes, watching you drink your coffee...., your hair looks great today.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Lups

Buahaha, in our house it goes like this.

Lups walks to the kitchen, looking like dead and acting like a zombie.

The too cheery hubby is sitting on my way to the coffee pot (fail number one). Hubby starts: "Did you read the take home folders of the kids?"

"No"

"Did you sign the slips needed?"

"NO"

"Didn't I tell you to do that"

"No"

"I did, I'm sure I did"

"No"

"Did you sort out the laundry and find socks that match for the kids, I can wake them up soon and feed them, you can do the slips now"

"No".

"Why are you so moody in the mornings?"

"No"

Come on you slow man. It's been 10 years, do not talk to me about anything till the third cup. Do not wake up the kids. Do not ask if the dyslexic of the family can read papers printed out in a wrong font that I actually can not read, and I do not care if world is about to explode, the answer is no before the third cup.

He also hates I guess (not asking though, confirmation would mean I'd have to change my ways) that every time he comes home, I run away. I just mention if kids needs help with homework, and off I go. After he made fun of the active sound abt 3 months ago, no warm dinner, or dinner of any kind has been waiting for him.

Yes. A bitch.

I have deduced that you are either extremely well off on your own or is a monster in bed. If not a then b. So really, how rich are you compared to your husband?

[KingOfJericho]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I have deduced that you are either extremely well off on your own or is a monster in bed. If not a then b. So really, how rich are you compared to your husband?

This.

There's supposed to be teamwork in a relationship and that behavior seems downright childish.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

You can't escape us. We are watching you when you least expect it. Like right now. I'm in your bushes, watching you drink your coffee...., your hair looks great today.

Dude! Wrong house for sure.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I have deduced that you are either extremely well off on your own or is a monster in bed. If not a then b. So really, how rich are you compared to your husband?

We manage, only thing that we have problems with is serious topics before coffee, and filling out forms by hand. The later I can not do at all, since as told dyslexic and before coffee Lups will not explain this all again to him.

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

This.

There's supposed to be teamwork in a relationship and that behavior seems downright childish.

I'm happy to report i drink coffee fast, so in ten minutes I'm always a human again, it is needed after the 2 hours of sleep I get per night so he can sleep through our sons night terrors. I'd say I deserve the coffee before paper work and adulthood kicking in.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Lups

We manage, only thing that we have problems with is serious topics before coffee, and filling out forms by hand. The later I can not do at all, since as told dyslexic and before coffee Lups will not explain this all again to him.

No but seriously, am I off on my assumption? Just curious.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

No but seriously, am I off on my assumption? Just curious.

We're Europeans, that means no man gets my respect without a reason, and we are equals in marriage also. I know here man is the head of a household, but we come from a place where both have to do their share also financially.

I think that is deep enough answer. As said we manage.

[Billup]

In America our wives should be constrained to the kitchen and the laundry room. Hell, if I had a choice I would put a single steel I beam through the center of the house and attach her to a chain so she can only go places I see fitting.

[UncleWede]

How she gets food for sammiches if chained to I beam?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

How she gets food for sammiches if chained to I beam?

I do the grocery shopping. Wouldn't want any men oogling at her melons in the produce department. I do the watermelon shopping.