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      01-01-2017, 10:37 PM   #67
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Every other weekend you say?!?! How long ago was this? And were you able to consume milk at that time in your life? lol (Am i poking the ego well enough yet?)

I rode my bike over 8,400km in 2016. (Your 2015 SS gear helped me a lot!)
Yeah, that's the thing, that was before licence (naturally) so that alone puts it to the times of pharaohs!

We went to the doctor, all of us idiots and got our bloodwork done to figure out what exactly will kill us soon now that we are pushing 40. We are doing the same in July and the one with most improved scores in both fitness and in 6 months will win our epic grand price of a goat.

Fucking goats.

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No fried foods
Get rid of the immense amount of clutter in my house
Get my dog to go on walks again this year
Plot to take over the world!
I can never figure out who keeps bringing in the extra stuff!
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Was this your inspiration?

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Was this your inspiration?

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      01-02-2017, 12:53 PM   #71
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Yeah, that's the thing, that was before licence (naturally) so that alone puts it to the times of pharaohs!

We went to the doctor, all of us idiots and got our bloodwork done to figure out what exactly will kill us soon now that we are pushing 40. We are doing the same in July and the one with most improved scores in both fitness and in 6 months will win our epic grand price of a goat.

Fucking goats.



I can never figure out who keeps bringing in the extra stuff!

Oh, I know who it is. My resolution in that regard is.....her next business trip, I'm going by the city dump in my Honda Pilot full of some of the clutter. C'mon, 2012 Home and Garden's that haven't been touch since.....2012? Gotta go....
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Oh, I know who it is. My resolution in that regard is.....her next business trip, I'm going by the city dump in my Honda Pilot full of some of the clutter. C'mon, 2012 Home and Garden's that haven't been touch since.....2012? Gotta go....
I'm the only one who shops in our household, and I only buy groceries. It takes me a week to check out the production chain for a pair of shoes so ... Pants, anything made out of cotton, a nightmare. I hate all accessories and I really do not get why people need jewelry. Hell, I don't even buy my kids toys since they love making their own and since tv and commercials haven't effected their imagination, they practically come up with their own games from the books they've read. I have a rule that even at Christmas or for a birthday, each set of grandparents get to buy one gift for each kid.

My mother in-law is my complete opposite, and she thinks its okay to haul her stuff over to us. I give them away as fast as I can but I'm sure that any given moment I have extra 5 salad bowls, more table cloths (seasonal too, naturally) than anyone could need, not to mention that I've never, not once in my life put one on any flat surface.

We cleaned up the closets today, and my two sons, who only like one pair of pants and refuse to wear the rest, have 57 pairs. What in the fuck is going on here? She must have a key and she keeps sneaking this stuff in my home since I sure as fuck hate all this clutter.

And candles. I love candles. I just would prefer not to have a set of all holders ever made.

I regularly (3 times a year) take all extra away and donate them, but I still haven't figured out how exactly has she managed to turn my simple and glitter free life in to one of candle sticks everywhere.

So my advice to you is, do it. Take it all away, if nothing else works, burn down the house. Less is more.

Edit: To be fair, most of the stuff she brings is ours but that's why we put them in the storage we pay for: We don't want them in our home!
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Yeah, that's the thing, that was before licence (naturally) so that alone puts it to the times of pharaohs!

We went to the doctor, all of us idiots and got our bloodwork done to figure out what exactly will kill us soon now that we are pushing 40. We are doing the same in July and the one with most improved scores in both fitness and in 6 months will win our epic grand price of a goat.

Fucking goats.



I can never figure out who keeps bringing in the extra stuff!
I just had all my blood, hormones and nutrient panels done. Found out what i'm deficient in, what i need to supplement, etc... I'm currently popping mass quantities of fish oil, D3 and magnesium. All before bed time and I'm sleeping like a rock! yay!
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Those seem to be an outlier compared to the other stats. Are you predominantly an olympic lift person?
Started out in powerlifting and then went the crossfit route. I have my first olympic weightlifting meet in February. I still love the big 3 though
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I just had all my blood, hormones and nutrient panels done. Found out what i'm deficient in, what i need to supplement, etc... I'm currently popping mass quantities of fish oil, D3 and magnesium. All before bed time and I'm sleeping like a rock! yay!
I'm in the clear too, I'm not even pregnant!

"Anna, your bloodwork shows you're not pregnant"

That was a relief, I would've been extremely surprised.

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Started out in powerlifting and then went the crossfit route. I have my first olympic weightlifting meet in February. I still love the big 3 though
My hubby goes to the gym 6am on the dot every weekday but I don't get this at all! Wouldn't staying on the couch be better for your shopping experience? It is impossible to buy anything to any of you that doesn't have an under armor logo on it!
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Are you sure? I'd think they work well as sleeping companions since they don't take any extra space.
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I'm in the clear too, I'm not even pregnant!

"Anna, your bloodwork shows you're not pregnant"

That was a relief, I would've been extremely surprised.

Is it safe to assume you would have been surprised due to a lack of sexy time?


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Hey Lups, you're Finnish brethren going full retard again?

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/03/finla...ic-income.html
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Is it safe to assume you would have been surprised due to a lack of sexy time?


Dude I'm so far gone I had to google the meaning for that.

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Hey Lups, you're Finnish brethren going full retard again?

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/03/finla...ic-income.html
There is some merit to the thinking, I mean if a person can accept a job without a fear of losing benefits for a time, it in theory could boost low income job market.

But yeah, that is the most stupid thing we've done in a while, the only good thing in it is that we will finally hit rock bottom in spending tax payers money for idiotic shit. Maybe. I hope
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Dude I'm so far gone I had to google the meaning for that.

Which is great!



Maybe, if you stop trying to punch and or spar with the guy every time he enters the room, you'll get some ride time on the pepperoni pony. Just maybe.
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Maybe, if you stop trying to punch and or spar with the guy every time he enters the room, you'll get some ride time on the pepperoni pony. Just maybe.
Are you sure that she's not just trying to pin him down/sufficiently immobilize him long enough for the previously referenced pepperoni pony ride?

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I hate this resolution shit.

Why cant you do something that you want to do any day? why does january 1st signify a time to start?

Why do tomorrow what you can do today?
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Maybe, if you stop trying to punch and or spar with the guy every time he enters the room, you'll get some ride time on the pepperoni pony. Just maybe.
A friend of mine landed in to couples therapy not long ago. They thought it was so beneficial they ended it after the first session, after they were asked if they talk about their feelings. The words after the spouse had opened up spewed were basically: " great, now let's hold hands and get in touch with our pussies!"

Sadly, the person who said it was the female. I somehow would agree with her.

Dude we haven't had a match since I fucked up the ankle. One good reason to start running is that when I finally make him flip, I can count on my feet.
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I hate this resolution shit.

Why cant you do something that you want to do any day? why does january 1st signify a time to start?

Why do tomorrow what you can do today?
It's easy for me, six months without milk means on my birthday I can have gallons. The other idiots have no excuse.
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Of fuck off. They have carbs!! Enjoy your wonderful gift from mother earth!

I'm still dying from this cold which means I've been stuck in doors reading stupid work stuff while everyone else is outside drinking cold milk and enjoying the sunshine. Or something like that but I'm sure they've cured all lactose intolerant people from the world and in six months all dairies will explode because they've been kept running day and night for too long.

Potatoes, dude you do not know what it's like to have real issues!

Brussels sprouts suck btw too these days, with them too you apparently have to grow your own.
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