One Random Fact About You. . .

xxForgedxx · 11-17-2008, 12:10 PM

I got suspended in 8th grade for telling the class pet slash loser that the spanish teacher had a fat ass and shouldnt wear those pants because her ass was big and lumpy. She ratted on me, I got suspended for 3 days. Oh yeah I included that she was a bitch in there some where too.

darkphantom · 11-17-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

I test drove an H1 Hummer, they gave me the keys and said Cya later. I was hungry for some McDonalds near the mall, there was a sidewalk divider between my lane and the oncoming lane... traffic got backed up sooo I said fuck it and drove that bitch over sidewalk divider + other sidewalk + over the mount of garden mulch + those huge McDonalds bushes + into the parking lot + into drive through to get me a SAMMICH

Good story...not doubting the credibility of it....it's just that....

darkphantom · 11-17-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

I got suspended in 8th grade for telling the class pet slash loser that the spanish teacher had a fat ass and shouldnt wear those pants because her ass was big and lumpy. She ratted on me, I got suspended for 3 days. Oh yeah I included that she was a bitch in there some where too.

What?! you got suspended for talking bad about the teacher?! wow. I would've turned that shit around and told the teacher otherwise...

Terrance28 · 11-17-2008, 12:14 PM

I have broken my right elbow, wrist, thumb, pinky, and left wrist and thumb all in one day. Couldn't wipe my own ass for 2 months.

Terrance28 · 11-17-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by blakepilot

my great grandmother is someone really famous worldwide

Whos your granny?

madman · 11-17-2008, 12:17 PM

Appendicitis almost killed me.

c0nstant · 11-17-2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OO---OO

Dude! youre gonna break your back doing it yourself!!

hahahaha well played, sir

xxForgedxx · 11-17-2008, 12:20 PM

I broke my hand in 2 places in a fight down town and I thought it was just swollen but the bone was sticking out so I gripped it and *crunch* set the bone right there. I went to the ER 3 days later because I'm a stubborn ass only to find out I would need a cast, surgery with pins to hold it together for 6 weeks. Gayyyy

bmwturbopower · 11-17-2008, 12:21 PM

I have fat nuts

Tondtar · 11-17-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

I'm lucky to say I've never broken anything in my body nor gone to the hospital since I was born - but then again, I've never let anyone take me...so that may have something to do with it...

So are most of 16 year olds here

Sorry ...if it was below the belt, man

c0nstant · 11-17-2008, 12:22 PM

i didnt write a paper for my english class in 40 minutes, im gonna tell my professor a bs story (its worked before) and hope for the best

darkphantom · 11-17-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

So are most of 16 year olds here

Sorry ...if it was below the belt, man

22 here...knock on wood for the hospital thing though...

xxForgedxx · 11-17-2008, 12:34 PM

I was born a male

Terrance28 · 11-17-2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

I was born a male

BS

darkphantom · 11-17-2008, 12:39 PM

I think this has become the thread of the day

Tondtar · 11-17-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

I was not born a male at first

Fixed

Blake · 11-17-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Fixed

BoostedBMW · 11-17-2008, 01:06 PM

I'm addicted to cereal.

GAM3OVR85 · 11-17-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by clark192

i tore my acl when i was 19

I broke my back when i was 14 yrs old....the surgery took 7 and half hours, now i have 4 screws in my back

lol.

GAM3OVR85 · 11-17-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrance28

I have broken my right elbow, wrist, thumb, pinky, and left wrist and thumb all in one day. Couldn't wipe my own ass for 2 months.

What happened?
Most important, who wiped ur ass? lol

darkphantom · 11-17-2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MTL Bimmer

What happened?
Most important, who wiped ur ass? lol

He may have had to wear a diaper

Joonsup · 11-17-2008, 01:26 PM

I'm red/green colorblind. I was told my I could never fly an airplane nor could I be an electrician. I don't care to do either one so it's all good.

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xxForgedxx Lieutenant 635 Rep 516 Posts Drives: Slow/Fat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	I got suspended in 8th grade for telling the class pet slash loser that the spanish teacher had a fat ass and shouldnt wear those pants because her ass was big and lumpy. She ratted on me, I got suspended for 3 days. Oh yeah I included that she was a bitch in there some where too.
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11-17-2008, 12:17 PM	#72
madman Major 119 Rep 1,252 Posts Drives: The Above Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lincolnshire, UK iTrader: (0)	Appendicitis almost killed me. __________________ If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
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11-17-2008, 12:20 PM	#74
xxForgedxx Lieutenant 635 Rep 516 Posts Drives: Slow/Fat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	I broke my hand in 2 places in a fight down town and I thought it was just swollen but the bone was sticking out so I gripped it and crunch set the bone right there. I went to the ER 3 days later because I'm a stubborn ass only to find out I would need a cast, surgery with pins to hold it together for 6 weeks. Gayyyy
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11-17-2008, 12:21 PM	#75
bmwturbopower Captain 329 Rep 657 Posts Drives: 08' E92 335i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (8)	I have fat nuts __________________ /// E92 \| JB4 \| UR DP \| BMS DCI \| H&R \| LC Z2S \|
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11-17-2008, 12:22 PM	#77
c0nstant Lieutenant General 1852 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	i didnt write a paper for my english class in 40 minutes, im gonna tell my professor a bs story (its worked before) and hope for the best
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11-17-2008, 12:34 PM	#79
xxForgedxx Lieutenant 635 Rep 516 Posts Drives: Slow/Fat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	I was born a male
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Joonsup Lieutenant General 330 Rep 17,315 Posts Drives: E92 M3, E30 325i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8) Garage List 2008 BMW M3 [9.50]	I'm red/green colorblind. I was told my I could never fly an airplane nor could I be an electrician. I don't care to do either one so it's all good.
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