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      07-24-2021, 12:53 AM   #9549
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Sounds like my sister. I called my niece this evening to ask her what my sister ate today and if she exercised. Tysons chicken nuggets was not the answer I wanted to hear.
When my dad had a heart attack at 52 (?) due to him eating poorly while living out of an RV in the oil fields and smoking a pack of cigs a day for the past 30 years. 9 hours away from my mom and I, I think that's the only time she has not yelled at me for driving too fast. Heart function was down to 31% and he now has a monitor/defib in his chest. Doc told him he needs to quit or it will happen again, and he did quit for a while, but now he smokes again and drinks 5 cans of Coke a day.

I have been yelling at him about smoking since I was probably 10 years old and sure as gods got sandals it damn near kills him, and now he is right back at it

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Pork is usually high in sodium... wait what are we talking about?
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      07-24-2021, 01:26 AM   #9550
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The neighbor set the stage with the implied proposition. I didn't bite. Willpower! ….so now I'm driving to San Diego to see the lawyer to avoid ending up in bed with the neighbor (…who is high off edibles and horny).

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When my dad had a heart attack at 52 (?) due to him eating poorly while living out of an RV in the oil fields and smoking a pack of cigs a day for the past 30 years. 9 hours away from my mom and I, I think that's the only time she has not yelled at me for driving too fast. Heart function was down to 31% and he now has a monitor/defib in his chest. Doc told him he needs to quit or it will happen again, and he did quit for a while, but now he smokes again and drinks 5 cans of Coke a day.

I have been yelling at him about smoking since I was probably 10 years old and sure as gods got sandals it damn near kills him, and now he is right back at it



Pork is usually high in sodium... wait what are we talking about?
I was a smoker. 2 packs a day for close to 30 years. Told myself I was going to get cancer. Didn't want to do that to my family. Started using Nicorette. Would quit (because it works), then visit a friend who smokes. Tell myself "I can have one," then start up again. Did that over and over. Took me almost 5 years to fully quit. Has been more than 20 years. Can't even stand the smell now - makes me angry! Cigarettes are bad, m'kay?
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I was a smoker. 2 packs a day for close to 30 years. Told myself I was going to get cancer. Didn't want to do that to my family. Started using Nicorette. Would quit (because it works), then visit a friend who smokes. Tell myself "I can have one," then start up again. Did that over and over. Took me almost 5 years to fully quit. Has been more than 20 years. Can't even stand the smell now - makes me angry! Cigarettes are bad, m'kay?
Good for you!

I too can not stand the smell. When I go to my buddies shop I can only make it about half the day before my head hurts so bad from the smoke and smell.

My dad is bored being medically retired, so now he smokes out of boredom. He is building musky fishing lures as something to do, but doesn't have a big or heated shop so during the winter so he pretty much sits around the house when its cold, and in MN that's a big part of the year.
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If you actually sent him that, that would be hilarious!
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I was a smoker. 2 packs a day for close to 30 years. Told myself I was going to get cancer. Didn't want to do that to my family. Started using Nicorette. Would quit (because it works), then visit a friend who smokes. Tell myself "I can have one," then start up again. Did that over and over. Took me almost 5 years to fully quit. Has been more than 20 years. Can't even stand the smell now - makes me angry! Cigarettes are bad, m'kay?
Good for you!

I too can not stand the smell. When I go to my buddies shop I can only make it about half the day before my head hurts so bad from the smoke and smell.

My dad is bored being medically retired, so now he smokes out of boredom. He is building musky fishing lures as something to do, but doesn't have a big or heated shop so during the winter so he pretty much sits around the house when its cold, and in MN that's a big part of the year.
Help him out and don't give up. There are better things to do with his time than nasty cigarettes.
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After about 45 days, her taste buds changed/adjusted. So much, in fact, that a piece of wheat bread tasted too sweet; she stopped using salt almost entirely.
People thought that I was joking when I told them I could taste salt in Hershey's chocolate.....
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So you're officially done with him?!?
Yes. He’s on the no fly list
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i gained a fuck ton of weight (15-20lb easy) since i quit smoking
i've been eating a lot more, and work is so boring i take lunch just to get out of the office

ive also been eating out way, way, WAY too much

ive not been treating myself well
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      07-25-2021, 06:46 PM   #9558
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i gained a fuck ton of weight (15-20lb easy) since i quit smoking
i've been eating a lot more, and work is so boring i take lunch just to get out of the office

ive also been eating out way, way, WAY too much

ive not been treating myself well
There’s a lot of fat chicks out there to date.
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People thought that I was joking when I told them I could taste salt in Hershey's chocolate.....
I can taste aluminum in canned beer. Apparently, that should be impossible, because the inside of the cans are lined with something, so that can happen. One of my friends didn’t believe me. So, he gave me a taste test and I was 6 for 6, 100% accurate.
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Sigh! I'm in my feelz! I miss Chris.
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Sigh! I'm in my feelz! I miss Chris.
Great rendition!
He could sure belt it out!
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Im on a weight changer challenge actually, 2 days at the beginning completely w/o sugar and carbohydrates, that from the 3rd day 3 scheduled meals and no nibbles in between.
From penultimate last SAT to today I lost 4 pds so far, way to go.
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Im on a weight changer challenge actually, 2 days at the beginning completely w/o sugar and carbohydrates, that from the 3rd day 3 scheduled meals and no nibbles in between.
From penultimate last SAT to today I lost 4 pds so far, way to go.
This. The only way.
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Im on a weight changer challenge actually, 2 days at the beginning completely w/o sugar and carbohydrates, that from the 3rd day 3 scheduled meals and no nibbles in between.
From penultimate last SAT to today I lost 4 pds so far, way to go.
Good for you! Keep it up for a lifetime. You’ll be so happy.
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Good for you! Keep it up for a lifetime. You’ll be so happy.
Frist goal to achieve is 8 weeks, let me reach this first
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I have never had a hot neighbor.
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I have never had a hot neighbor.
I did, back when I was a freshman in high school, and still a shy young lad. I walked home with her every day from the bus. If only I knew then what I know now.
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