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      10-24-2014, 05:50 PM   #1013
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I think I still need to remind him of the decisions he made. You abandoned your kids at the ages of 2, 4, and 6. You never helped my mother financially. Instead, a family of four had to live in a one bedroom apt and having to take showers at the local fire hydrant while you chased tail around. Now you want to stay at my place? Trust me, kids don’t forget shit.
Dude, I agree.

I got so much shit from my mother on every turn, for that alone I would keep the contact as minimal, but after my dad died a lot of extra shit went down the adult me will never forget either. Now I count as my family the people I love, and they are that even no blood relations would be there. My family expands all the time, and I could not be happier about being free from pretending blood is thicker than water.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-24-2014, 06:48 PM   #1014
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Xmas at my sister's place in FL. She has a 110lb Rottweiler that attacks smaller dogs. Brother has a Boston Terrier that he insists on bringing. Sister won't restrict her dog in her own house. Wifey hates dogs. Shaping up to be a fine Xmas.
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      10-24-2014, 07:39 PM   #1015
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Xmas at my sister's place in FL. She has a 110lb Rottweiler that attacks smaller dogs. Brother has a Boston Terrier that he insists on bringing. Sister won't restrict her dog in her own house. Wifey hates dogs. Shaping up to be a fine Xmas.
Lol, happy holidays
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Xmas at my sister's place in FL. She has a 110lb Rottweiler that attacks smaller dogs. Brother has a Boston Terrier that he insists on bringing. Sister won't restrict her dog in her own house. Wifey hates dogs. Shaping up to be a fine Xmas.
Bring the wife and come here, I bet my family will make yours look like angels!

Before dinner my mother usually likes to start the small talk and the subjects she loves are: I look old, I'm fat, my hair looks like shit, I could put in the effort and be decent for once, why is it that her daughter doesn't have pretty (horrible plastic) nails, why do I not interact with her more, am I on birth control and if so do I know foe sure it's working, kids are lovely, but why am I home with them, oh boy she never pictured me this fat, am I going to be fat forever, why can't I cut my hair, why am I happy when I'm not perfect, how can I live happily as this poor (only one has an outside job, that in her mind means we are broke), why would I refuse to go shopping and then... Shoes.

I will spend the holidays drunk. If I ever find out who told her we live in Seattle, not Washington (easy to mix up with the capitol) I will kill the person.

Then we start the dinner that has too much pepper, too much different flavors, why not traditional, don't I know how to, why is there no fish jaadi fucking jaa!

This year my defense pattern will involve asking my oh so perfect brother all about his girlfriends. He's thirty, so this should shut them up from time to time.
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      10-29-2014, 11:09 AM   #1017
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When you put down your sun visor, and the sun somehow still manages to blind you through the 2 inch gap between the visor and the rear view mirror.
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When you have to listen to your coworker with smokers cough crunch on dry cheerios ALL DAY!
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      10-29-2014, 11:18 AM   #1019
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When people talk too much. Sometimes, I just want to gaze into your eyes and not say a word. Just have a conversation with our eyes, and then part ways into a dense fog never to return.
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      10-29-2014, 11:34 AM   #1020
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When you have to listen to your coworker with smokers cough crunch on dry cheerios ALL DAY!
The guy next to me at the office does this too!!!! I will buy donuts for the office just to have him eat soft quite food
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      10-29-2014, 02:20 PM   #1021
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It's irritating when I'm working on something and drag a window from one screen to another and all my open windows get minimized!!
Err... that's the win7 shake. Just grab the window you just moved and shake it again. Use that anger... the rest will come back up.
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      10-29-2014, 02:28 PM   #1022
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People who cant fucking show up and do their part. I am so fucking annoyed. Just walk out of the office because you are upset? Sweetheart there are THOUSANDS of people who WISH they had your job. This is the 10th time she's done this. I grabbed a box, took everything off her walls and texted her a picture of it. You're done. You're fucking done. I've had it with you. Fucking Cunt with a capital C

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      10-29-2014, 02:32 PM   #1023
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People who cant fucking show up and do their part. I am so fucking annoyed. Just walk of the office because you are upset? Sweetheart there are THOUSANDS of people who WISH they had your job. This is the 10th time she's done this. I grabbed a box, took everything off her walls and texted her a picture of it. You're done. You're fucking done. I've had it with you. Fucking Cunt with a capital C
Damn. Never heard a chic use the "C" word about another chic. I kinda of like you.
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Tell em, Sara. btw nice avatar.
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      10-29-2014, 02:43 PM   #1025
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Yeah. Cleave and legs. Doesn't draw any attention at all.


Giving me an idea for my own avy.
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      10-29-2014, 02:46 PM   #1026
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Yeah. Cleave and legs. Doesn't draw any attention at all.


Giving me an idea for my own avy.
Does this get more attention if I make it bigger?
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Sorry, not much gets to me but I hate that bitch. Fuck her and good riddance.

I apologize for my sailors mouth.
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      10-29-2014, 02:49 PM   #1028
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Does this get more attention if I make it bigger?
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Sorry, not much gets to me but I hate that bitch. Fuck her and good riddance.

I apologize for my sailors mouth.
A. Nothing wrong with a sailor's mouth.
B. Good choice on interior color.
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      10-29-2014, 02:50 PM   #1029
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Does this get more attention if I make it bigger?
Mmm, do you have the full res version still?
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This grabs my attention more.

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Mmm, do you have the full res version still?
For research purposes. I, um am consider that color interior.
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This grabs my attention more.
Can't you just act like an adult for at least one millisecond?
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      10-29-2014, 02:56 PM   #1033
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Can't you just act like an adult for at least one millisecond?
I cannot. It is a genetic predisposition. Don't worry. I gave you credit for the artwork.
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That's Billup's phallus? I mean, his original work? It looks familiar..
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