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      03-30-2016, 10:14 AM   #89
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Not very awesome, but some old high school notables:

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Jekyl and Hyde Together Again

So many quotable lines from that movie.

Mr. Hyde: "I'm a drug crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. You're a nurse, what can you give me for it?"

ER Nurse (after digging through her purse): "Sixty dollars and my wedding ring."

Mr Hyde: "Bus fare!!!"




UK Customs Agent: "Have you anything to declare, sir?"

Mr Hyde: "Man has not evolved an inch from the slime that spawned him."

UK Customs Agent: "Thank You, sir."
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Black Dynamite
That movie was made intentionally bad. It was an hommage to the blacksploitation flicks of the 70's. Things like out of focus shots, crappy action choreography, boom mics being in the scene, etc... were the norm. Check out Dolemite 1 & 2....great movies yet classic examples. On that note:

Dolemite 1 & 2 (The Human Tornado)
Undisputed 2 & 3
Shaolin Soccer
Kung-Fu Hustle
Team America
Attack the Block
Here Comes the Boom (Bas Rutten!!! )
Crank
Evil Dead 1 & 2 + Army of Darkness
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Pootie Tang (me and a few former coworkers used to say stuff like "sa da tay" and "cole me down on the panny sty" LMAO)
The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Kung Pao: Enter the Fist
Idiocracy
Freddy Got Fingered
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Avengers
Little Nicky
Napoleon Dynamite

Since I speak SOME Spanish and it started as an inside joke (at a sales job I had, we called someone that was a dumbass but somehow still gets all the ladies a lanchero [boater])... But I overheard and got curious about:
Tres Lancheros Muy Picudos
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Just rewatched this for the first time in 20 years. Man, it was bad.

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Just rewatched this for the first time in 20 years. Man, it was bad.

Running Man is the shit. The Butcher of Bakersfield? Jesse Ventura? Family Feud guy?

What whaaaat?! So good.
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Pootie Tang (me and a few former coworkers used to say stuff like "sa da tay" and "cole me down on the panny sty" LMAO)
The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Kung Pao: Enter the Fist
Idiocracy
Freddy Got Fingered
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Avengers
Little Nicky
Napoleon Dynamite

Since I speak SOME Spanish and it started as an inside joke (at a sales job I had, we called someone that was a dumbass but somehow still gets all the ladies that)... But I overheard and got curious about:
Tres Lancheros Muy Picudos
I thought I was the only one in the world to ever quote Pootie Tang. Glad to know there are oher dumbass people in this world just like me.

The ending where Pootie couldn't understand Bob Costas was hilarious!
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A silly comedy that just cracked me up, Down Periscope:



I love the U boat's electrician who kept shocking himself, after which he breaks into Frank Sinatra impressions.
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      04-12-2016, 11:10 AM   #102
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because of you fools, I saw PT was on TV and just ending, so I turned it on just as final fight scene was starting.

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