Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Dang3r · 11-06-2021, 04:12 PM

Thats a real and damn cool flirt, dude!
Im actually off the roster caused by wearing army uniform during the exercise modules and here in Germany the days are longer gone when you are soldier and try to get some new contacts when wearing the uniform. Thats a sure pass for most women, we are here not as popular as in the US.

Cyn-BMW · 11-06-2021, 07:18 PM

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Thats a real and damn cool flirt, dude!
Im actually off the roster caused by wearing army uniform during the exercise modules and here in Germany the days are longer gone when you are soldier and try to get some new contacts when wearing the uniform. Thats a sure pass for most women, we are here not as popular as in the US.

Well, thank you for doing what you do!

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 09:52 AM

Had another date with my face hugger last night and it went well! We had a bit of a rough weekend due to sinus issues, but last night things clicked and we spent a glorious 6.5 hours together in bed!

I think I might have found the one

nyalpine90 · 11-09-2021, 10:39 AM

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 11:30 AM

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Had another date with my face hugger last night and it went well! We had a bit of a rough weekend due to sinus issues, but last night things clicked and we spent a glorious 6.5 hours together in bed!

I think I might have found the one

I had a glorious 8 hours of sleep with two naked chicks!

UncleWede · 11-09-2021, 12:16 PM

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I had a glorious 8 hours of sleep with two naked chicks!

You're doing it wrong

King Rudi · 11-09-2021, 01:53 PM

I'd like to change the name of thread to The One-Upper.

Look at all of those appreciates........

Sometimes, I do things and don't have to tell all my friends on the internets.

how do we know some people do things? Because they won't shut the fuck up about it.

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 01:55 PM

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I'd like to change the name of thread to The One-Upper.

Look at all of those appreciates........

Sometimes, I do things and don't have to tell all my friends on the internets.

how do we know some people do things? Because they won't shut the fuck up about it.

There's an old saying of "those who say the most do the least".

Reminds me of an old joke in NZ about Australians having sex - they can't wait till it's over so they can race out and tell all their mates

Cue the sheep jokes in 3... 2... 1...

King Rudi · 11-09-2021, 01:59 PM

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There's an old saying of "those who say the most do the least".

Reminds me of an old joke in NZ about Australians having sex - they can't wait till it's over so they can race out and tell all their mates

Cue the sheep jokes in 3... 2... 1...

When I was younger, I used to laugh and tell people, wanna find out who has the smallest dick? Wait for them to start telling you how big it is. People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

TiMSport · 11-09-2021, 02:12 PM

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When I was younger, I used to laugh and tell people, wanna find out who has the smallest dick? Wait for them to start telling you how big it is. People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

Cue Sedan_Clan . He has some stories about dicks, amirite? I seriously LOL'd when I read one of his posts a few months or so ago about tweekers.

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 02:16 PM

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You're doing it wrong

I know. I need a bigger bed. I think I’ll have to buy another bed and put them together.

Sedan_Clan · 11-09-2021, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

When I was younger, I used to laugh and tell people, wanna find out who has the smallest dick? Wait for them to start telling you how big it is. People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

Cue Sedan_Clan . He has some stories about dicks, amirite? I seriously LOL'd when I read one of his posts a few months or so ago about tweekers.

True words. I've seen more cocks in my career than is healthy. Lol! Some of those jailbird tweekers are hung like horses…….limp.

rebekahb · 11-09-2021, 02:38 PM

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People who have shit, don't brag about it. Funny how people tell on themselves without realizing they are doing it.

Meh, not always. I've known a few who are so insecure or need constant affirmation that brag. To each his own I guess.

upstatedoc · 11-09-2021, 02:54 PM

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You're doing it wrong

I know. I need a bigger bed. I think I’ll have to buy another bed and put them together.

California king is more than enough room for a dude and two chicks.

TiMSport · 11-09-2021, 02:56 PM

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California king is more than enough room for a dude and two chicks.

So is one's imagination.

vreihen16 · 11-09-2021, 03:36 PM

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Cue the sheep jokes in 3... 2... 1...

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Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 03:37 PM

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California king is more than enough room for a dude and two chicks.

I have three girlfriends and we need room to play. Speaking of dating. I’m kicking back at The Rock Store. I met one of my girlfriends here when I was 17 years old. Those were great times. Just turned Pro and I had a hot girlfriend to go with me to the races.

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 03:39 PM

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I have three girlfriends and we need room to play. Speaking of dating. I’m kicking back at The Rock Store. I met one of my girlfriends here when I was 17 years old. Those were great timeS. Just turned Pro and I had a hot girlfriend to go with me to he races.

In New Zealand a man with 3 girlfriends is called a shepherd.

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 07:40 PM

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In New Zealand a man with 3 girlfriends is called a shepherd.

I must go tend to my flock now!

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 08:33 PM

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I must go tend to my flock now!

Yeah - flock off!

Cyn-BMW · 11-09-2021, 10:11 PM

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Yeah - flock off!

Just for that, I’m going to go flock two of my girlfriends. I’d flock the third one too. But, she’s in Italy right now. I’ll let you know how the flocking goes. Girlfriend number three is unusually horny today! I had to flock her this morning.

dinonz · 11-09-2021, 10:24 PM

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Just for that, I’m going to go flock two of my girlfriends. I’d flock the third one too. But, she’s in Italy right now. I’ll let you know how the flocking goes. Girlfriend number three is unusually horny today! I had to flock her this morning.

And just for that, I'm going to Amazon to look for Kim Kardashians Memoirs, because I would rather read that than the shit you post. I'd rather get a blow job from a great white shark than listen to what you have to say.

Are you Donald Trump? He's the only other person I have ever heard of who is so enamored in how wonderful he thinks he is and how amazing he thinks other people think he is that he has no clue what a fucking cockwomble he really is.

Reminds me of you a lot.

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