[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

He's going soft on us.


DAMN IT SARA.

He lost his mojo

[Taskmaster]

Having shit in my food I asked you NOT to have in there. That pisses me off.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Having shit in my food I asked you NOT to have in there. That pisses me off.

Or being given the wrong food.

I order an espresso and she hands me a frappucino and then looks at me with a pissed off look when I refused the drink and she had to make it again.


No bitch, not what I ordered.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Or being given the wrong food.

I order an espresso and she hands me a frappucino and then looks at me with a pissed off look when I refused the drink and she had to make it again.


No bitch, not what I ordered.

Makes my face hot. If you did it right the first time, we wouldn't have this problem.

[2011CrazE89]

I crunch numbers all day at the office. I have to do this shit here too!

[Billup]

So I got to work around 6:30am today. New office, no key to door. Fuck. So other guy is usually here around the same time. Not today. Not until almost 8. So I went to the gym and worked out for an hour.

Finally got in my office.

Just NOW got IT to get me online so I can get some work done. Been sitting here playing Solitaire until someone could save me.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

neg 58? damn!

LIKE A CHAMP, SON!

[Sara]

A girl at work has head lice.. I sprayed her whole cubicle with lysol when she went to the bathroom 10 minutes ago and she just bitched me out for "poisoning" her work space. I sprayed lysol in her face and I got scorned by my boss. So worth it though.

[squishy]

Originally Posted by Sara504

A girl at work has head lice.. I sprayed her whole cubicle with lysol when she went to the bathroom 10 minutes ago and she just bitched me out for "posioning" her work space. I sprayed lysol in her face and I got scorned by my boss. So worth it though.

WHAT THE FUCK!!

You get into cat fights at work and spray people in the face with Lysol...can I work where you work?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by squishy

WHAT THE FUCK!!

You get into cat fights at work and spray people in the face with Lysol...can I work where you work?

I seriously cannot stand her. She is NASTY. My boss doesnt act like a boss. He's such a push over. We do whatever we want here.

On a serious note, I just wish she would quit.

[Whostheboss]

You guys all have interesting jobs, for me from the second i walk in here 'till when i leave, i'm constantly cracking my brain writing codes.

Everyone here is a senior citizen (i'm not discriminating), the job is in a small town far away from civilization. It's boredom all the way, no one to talk to about normal modern day life topics, all these folks talk about is the 1950s and 60s.
Most of them don't even no what 'facebook' is.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I seriously cannot stand her. She is NASTY. My boss doesnt act like a boss. He's such a push over. We do whatever we want here.

On a serious note, I just wish she would quit.

How does a grown ass woman get lice? (This is an actual serious question)

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

You guys all have interesting jobs, for me from the second i walk in here 'till when i leave, i'm constantly cracking my brain writing codes.

Everyone here is a senior citizen (i'm not discriminating), the job is in a small town far away from civilization. It's boredom all the way, no one to talk to about normal modern day life topics, all these folks talk about is the 1950s and 60s.
Most of them don't even no what 'facebook' is.

Aren't you black? Do they like to talk about the "good ol' days" when they had their water fountains and blacks had theirs?

[squishy]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Aren't you black? Do they like to talk about the "good ol' days" when they had their water fountains and blacks had theirs?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Everyone here is a senior citizen (i'm not discriminating), the job is in a small town far away from civilization. It's boredom all the way, no one to talk to about normal modern day life topics, all these folks talk about is the 1950s and 60s.
Most of them don't even no what 'facebook' is.

You and me both! There are a few younger people that work here, but they are all up in the front cubes, and I'm in my office tucked in the back near the machines. All the operators have been here for ages, and I'm over here being 24 and shit.

Pretty sure if I picked up a rock, I could throw it across this whole town.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

You guys all have interesting jobs, for me from the second i walk in here 'till when i leave, i'm constantly cracking my brain writing codes.

Everyone here is a senior citizen (i'm not discriminating), the job is in a small town far away from civilization. It's boredom all the way, no one to talk to about normal modern day life topics, all these folks talk about is the 1950s and 60s.
Most of them don't even no what 'facebook' is.

You would love my office. You work your own hours as long as you pull at least 40 a week. Overtime is allowed. (Everyones hourly since we all used to be salary but too many times numerous people would only work 20-25 hrs) Stay clocked in for lunches..lunch bought daily on the company CC. Play on internet. Light work load. Overly paid. Bonus (and not just a couple hundred. My biggest bonus was 18k ((before taxes) Wear whatever you want as long as you look nice. Jeans on Friday, but as long as you wear designer jeans you can wear that on any day of the week. 15 paid vacation days plus 7 personal days. Gossip all day.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

How does a grown ass woman get lice? (This is an actual serious question)

She has an 8 yr old son. Kids are full of germs.

The problem is she wont use chemicals to treat her son or herself. She very hippy. Her child has no vaccinations (since "they cause autism" she says) This is the second time in two months shes told us she has lice. She tried to hug me two days ago because she was having a bad day. I said no.

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by Sara504

You would love my office. You work your own hours as long as you pull at least 40 a week. Overtime is allowed. (Everyones hourly since we all used to be salary but too many times numerous people would only work 20-25 hrs) Stay clocked in for lunches..lunch bought daily on the company CC. Play on internet. Light work load. Overly paid. Bonus (and not just a couple hundred. My biggest bonus was 18k ((before taxes) Wear whatever you want as long as you look nice. Jeans on Friday, but as long as you wear designer jeans you can wear that on any day of the week. 15 paid vacation days plus 7 personal days. Gossip all day.

Sending you my resume

[Rotorocious]

Originally Posted by Sara504

You would love my office. You work your own hours as long as you pull at least 40 a week. Overtime is allowed. (Everyones hourly since we all used to be salary but too many times numerous people would only work 20-25 hrs) Stay clocked in for lunches..lunch bought daily on the company CC. Play on internet. Light work load. Overly paid. Bonus (and not just a couple hundred. My biggest bonus was 18k ((before taxes) Wear whatever you want as long as you look nice. Jeans on Friday, but as long as you wear designer jeans you can wear that on any day of the week. 15 paid vacation days plus 7 personal days. Gossip all day.

faq. What remote field of business is this in?

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Sara504

You would love my office. You work your own hours as long as you pull at least 40 a week. Overtime is allowed. (Everyones hourly since we all used to be salary but too many times numerous people would only work 20-25 hrs) Stay clocked in for lunches..lunch bought daily on the company CC. Play on internet. Light work load. Overly paid. Bonus (and not just a couple hundred. My biggest bonus was 18k ((before taxes) Wear whatever you want as long as you look nice. Jeans on Friday, but as long as you wear designer jeans you can wear that on any day of the week. 15 paid vacation days plus 7 personal days. Gossip all day.

Hire me.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Sending you my resume

*sends photocopied penis*

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

faq. What remote field of business is this in?

Law