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      11-09-2018, 12:14 PM   #1409
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The clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Last call, for alcohol.
So whachu want?
i want bourbon i want scotch i want beeeeeer of course
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      11-09-2018, 12:55 PM   #1410
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how do you know what time it is?
Simple. Drink a quart of monkey and if I can still stand still....what's the time?

It's time to get ill.
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      11-09-2018, 12:59 PM   #1411
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Too late on one of them - already have the gun bug. Watches, I can pretty much promise you I'll never catch that bug.



Let it flow like a mud-slide
When I get on, I like to ride and glide
I've got depth of perception in my text, y'all
I get props at my mention cause I vex, y'all

So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want?
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      11-09-2018, 01:09 PM   #1413
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FEMALE booty is my kryptonite
FTFY



Or did I??????
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      11-09-2018, 01:18 PM   #1414
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FTFY



Or did I??????

i thought it was clear ..dammit
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i thought it was clear ..dammit
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      11-09-2018, 02:08 PM   #1416
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FTFY



Or did I??????
not that there's anything wrong with that

sorry...seinfeld mode
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      11-10-2018, 06:19 PM   #1417
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My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now
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      11-10-2018, 06:31 PM   #1418
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Ide like to pour honey all over Brittney Spears.
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My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now
That blows!!!!!!! Luckily my wife is too afraid to drive my car because she knows it's my baby and I'd apoplectic if she did anything to it.
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My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now
That blows!!!!!!! Luckily my wife is too afraid to drive my car because she knows it's my baby and I'd apoplectic if she did anything to it.
I do need her to be fine driving my cars...she doesn't drink so I need my full time DD for all the times I get hammered

So I guess I'm sucking it up
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I do need her to be fine driving my cars...she doesn't drink so I need my full time DD for all the times I get hammered

So I guess I'm sucking it up
New wheels are far cheaper than a DUI, for sure!
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Sometimes, when I'm walking back towards my car, I unnecessarily approach it from another direction so I can see and admire it from a different angle.
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Sometimes, when I'm walking back towards my car, I unnecessarily approach it from another direction so I can see and admire it from a different angle.
You should confess if you didn’t do that.
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Wrong form.

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Lol...you’re bad, Onesy...
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      11-12-2018, 08:23 AM   #1425
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Simple. Drink a quart of monkey and if I can still stand still....what's the time?

It's time to get ill.
Great and timeless album.

Odd confession to add..
I like the smell of air that comes out of tires, for some reason I find it comforting...
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      11-12-2018, 08:28 AM   #1426
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Great and timeless album.

Odd confession to add..
I like the smell of air that comes out of tires, for some reason I find it comforting...
I too enjoy the smell from the tire air. I also like the smell of gasoline and other chemically type smells.
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      11-12-2018, 06:23 PM   #1428
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Confessions, people. Not obsessions.
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