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      03-16-2016, 01:34 PM   #155
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That reminds me of this

Why all Halmoonie (sp?) look like that?

That shits tooooo funny!
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      03-16-2016, 01:37 PM   #156
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Dude. Not all Asian people are racist, ignorant, bad drivers. You can expect a sternly worded post from the mock outrage, faux racism police. Please come back at 11:46pm for your tongue lashing.
^ that is sarcasm... since only the initiated may recognize.
I've set my alarm.

Wait...we're in different time zones. 11:46pm your time or mine?
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      03-16-2016, 01:42 PM   #157
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Question: At what grade do they teach little girls in Korea that plastic surgery is a requirement?
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      03-16-2016, 02:00 PM   #158
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fights were all good but they just went bat shit crazy all the time - not worth it.
Or until someone pulls a gun. Like in Flushing.
In La happens all the time

Funny thing is now when I go out to those same places to drink, every young person is a fob, an emo, or definitely a hipster.

Then you see that one youngster and he looks way out of place. But there are a ton of old timers now who obviously didn't grow out of the lifestyle. Sad story.
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In La happens all the time

Funny thing is now when I go out to those same places to drink, every young person is a fob, an emo, or definitely a hipster.

Then you see that one youngster and he looks way out of place. But there are a ton of old timers now who obviously didn't grow out of the lifestyle. Sad story.
Fuck hipsters.
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I gotta be honest, generally, Asians ARE especially racist about Black people.

Just ask any Chinese or Korean how many epithets they got for Black people.
I <3 haters!

(Am I doing it right?)
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Question: At what grade do they teach little girls in Korea that plastic surgery is a requirement?
My friend is visiting the motherland and posted this.

"How is this the same person?"
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In La happens all the time

Funny thing is now when I go out to those same places to drink, every young person is a fob, an emo, or definitely a hipster.

Then you see that one youngster and he looks way out of place. But there are a ton of old timers now who obviously didn't grow out of the lifestyle. Sad story.
Fuck hipsters.
Post your most gangsterish childhood pic now!
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Last time similae titles thread was deleted. Tread carefully.
Deleted = infractions?
Most likely. Depending on how quickly and badly this thread derails.

I've got some experience with racially driven threads from a few years back. Shit went 0-100 real quick.
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Post your most gangsterish childhood pic now!
If I can find one. Used to carry nunchaku and asp in my cars.
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Why are Asian women so loud in bed?
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      03-16-2016, 03:16 PM   #166
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Why are Asian women so loud in bed?
Trolled answer: cuz you dick so big
Real answer: cuz they're repressed
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My friend is visiting the motherland and posted this.

"How is this the same person?"
That's is fuckin disturbing.
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Why are Asian women so loud in bed?
Because they assume we men like that shit from porn and it helps us get off faster when it does the opposite.

I like very slight moaning, and heavy breathing, and I love my women to take charge sometimes too, huge turn on. Hate it when they just lie there like a dead fish.
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Why are Asian women so loud in bed?
Because they have a market for earplugs .
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Because they assume we men like that shit from porn and it helps us get off faster when it does the opposite.

I like very slight moaning, and heavy breathing, and I love my women to take charge sometimes too, huge turn on. Hate it when they just lie there like a dead fish.
I agree. It seems like a lot of your women have just lain there while I fucked them. Your current girly, though... she's niiiiice.

(I kid, obviously... but if I didn't say it someone would. Right? RIGHT? Oh God, is it really just me???)
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Because they have a market for earplugs .
They are testing a new device they have begun assembling - the iBone. Again, just kidding. We know that the people who assemble the products aren't old enough to have sex.
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Do you guys always wear Tommy Hilfiger slippers when you go into the Asian supermarket?
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      03-16-2016, 03:46 PM   #173
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Do you guys always wear Tommy Hilfiger slippers when you go into the Asian supermarket?
How about the slippers with the shiatsu nubs on the inner sole?
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Why are Asian women so loud in bed?
I would ask why are the sounds they make so obnoxious?
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I would ask why are the sounds they make so obnoxious?
You mean in Japanese porn?

Ma te ma te ma te?
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You mean in Japanese porn?

Ma te ma te ma te?
Or in person yes. Seems creepy and weird
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