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      12-28-2015, 04:43 PM   #18855
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I dunno man, it doesn't sound like the life I'm looking for. Thanks for the offer though. *hair flip*

Alex taught me how to do that, wasn't it cool?
Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.
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Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.
Me me me!!
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      12-28-2015, 04:51 PM   #18857
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Fine, I'll go back to my old trade of counting cards at the casino, make millions, and buy a fleet of M cars and P cars and live in a small house, ginormous garage, with another garage for car part storage, and another garage for doing car work.
Come and visit?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-28-2015, 05:05 PM   #18858
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Satan...?
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Malorie / Milicent or Trixie...
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Maleficent??
Evil, prepster, grandma, cereal, evil, evil...

How about something that says fast, powerful (but not East German powerful), gorgeous, sexy, and high maintenance?
Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.
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      12-28-2015, 05:09 PM   #18859
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You've got a lot of making up to do, that's all I'm saying.
Ha! I did say date!
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      12-28-2015, 05:14 PM   #18860
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Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.
So my mom telling me about the company I keep was a lie?
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Ha! I did say date!
I just looked at that text too hoping you wouldn't go back in time.



Fine, you're off the hook, you're my date for the night.
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      12-28-2015, 05:24 PM   #18862
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Persephone isn't evil! Just because you're married to Hades doesn't make you a bad person.
So my mom telling me about the company I keep was a lie?
Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
Biorin, boobs are awesome! I came to realize this today!

Just wanted to share.
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      12-28-2015, 05:26 PM   #18864
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
Biorin, boobs are awesome! I came to realize this today!

Just wanted to share.
I couldn't agree more! Please text me the circumstances of said discovery.
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I just looked at that text too hoping you wouldn't go back in time.



Fine, you're off the hook, you're my date for the night.
I win . You're buying me a drink
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      12-28-2015, 05:30 PM   #18866
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I win . You're buying me a drink
I'm no chump, you buy me a drink!
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      12-28-2015, 05:32 PM   #18867
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I'm no chump, you buy me a drink!
I'll buy you one, you buy me ten.
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      12-28-2015, 05:33 PM   #18868
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
But that would mean I'm a fatalist and have no control over the length of incarceration....

Doesn't jibe with my little L libertarian philosophy, Liberty.
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Depends on whether you keep that company because said company abducted you and tricked you into staying.
But that would mean I'm a fatalist and have no control over the length of incarceration....

Doesn't jibe with my little L libertarian philosophy, Liberty.
Take it up with the Greek gods, dude.

Little L libertarian is the way to go.
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I'll buy you one, you buy me ten.
Let's just wait until I get there before we start trying to make negotiations.
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I worked literally for an hour.

I need tips on the rich hubby thing! Anyone? I need one, it was exhausting and I don't wanna ever to try that again!


You worked for a whole hour? Wow!
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Let's just wait until I get there before we start trying to make negotiations.
I hope you know what you're in for. I'm fun, but my other half "B" is pretty crazy. See you soon
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She does look wild! Texting and driving is living on the edge let alone taking selfies while driving! Sounds like she can party.

From the look of her tattoos, she can party four seasons deep!
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I hope you know what you're in for. I'm fun, but my other half "B" is pretty crazy. See you soon
On the contrary, I hope you know what YOU'RE in for.



It's going to be the NYE of all NYE's.
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On the contrary, I hope you know what YOU'RE in for.



It's going to be the NYE of all NYE's.
I think it'll be great if B's bf didn't come.
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I think it'll be great if B's bf didn't come.
Why? I've already got the only date I need.
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