[MidwestGolfBum]

Originally Posted by Billup

False alarm, my reps are registering. Helped you out good buddy!

Perfect! Thank you!

[Billup]

This system needs some major improvements. Where are the comment cards at?

[MidwestGolfBum]

I agree. You have racked up a nice number there Dr. Toboggan

[kscarrol]

down to -8 billup! But I only "voted" once though here in Louisiana were are allowed to vote as often as we like...

[ddk632]

The reason for the negative rep is because this thread is about bacon, goddamnit, not rep! Where the fuck did my 1 point go?

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by ddk632

The reason for the negative rep is because this thread is about bacon, goddamnit, not rep! Where the fuck did my 1 point go?

There ya go

[Taskmaster]

I feel this is the perfect thread to vent about this: I ordered lunch in our Cafe yesterday.

I don't eat Pork/Bacon/Ham/etc. I don't care what you say, pigs are dirty fucking animals that eat thier own shit. Not a fan. Besides being dirty, I have religous reasons for not eating them - which also comes down to "pigs are dirty."

Anyhow, I order some beans and rice, and I'm sure to ask "Does that have bacon/pork/ham in it" She assures me that it doesn't - the menu list it as a vegetarian options.

Sure enough, I'm eating my food and find a piece of bacon in it. I start to sort through it, and there is small peices of bacon throughout.

FUCK. THAT. I don't want Fried pigfat in my food - Bitch I asked you if this shit had bacon in it and I PAID for it under the impression that it didn't. Now I'm consuming this shit.

PISSSSSSSSSED.

[squishy]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I feel this is the perfect thread to vent about this: I ordered lunch in our Cafe yesterday.

I don't eat Pork/Bacon/Ham/etc. I don't care what you say, pigs are dirty fucking animals that eat thier own shit. Not a fan. Besides being dirty, I have religous reasons for not eating them - which also comes down to "pigs are dirty."

Anyhow, I order some beans and rice, and I'm sure to ask "Does that have bacon/pork/ham in it" She assures me that it doesn't - the menu list it as a vegetarian options.

Sure enough, I'm eating my food and find a piece of bacon in it. I start to sort through it, and there is small peices of bacon throughout.

FUCK. THAT. I don't want Fried pigfat in my food - Bitch I asked you if this shit had bacon in it and I PAID for it under the impression that it didn't. Now I'm consuming this shit.

PISSSSSSSSSED.

X2

[Rotorocious]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I feel this is the perfect thread to vent about this: I ordered lunch in our Cafe yesterday.

I don't eat Pork/Bacon/Ham/etc. I don't care what you say, pigs are dirty fucking animals that eat thier own shit. Not a fan. Besides being dirty, I have religous reasons for not eating them - which also comes down to "pigs are dirty."

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

Blocked, but I'll watch it on my phone.

[UncleWede]

Ax,

I know VAST quantities of people who love menudo. I can't stomach the stuff myself.

But I wouldn't go into a menudo thread and bash on them for their enjoyment of said tripe. You don't like bacon, you have religious beliefs that keep you from it, don't come wandering into our gay bar and be upset if we offer to eat your bacon. . .

[Billup]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I don't eat Pork/Bacon/Ham/etc. I don't care what you say, pigs are dirty fucking animals that eat thier own shit. Not a fan. Besides being dirty, I have religous reasons for not eating them - which also comes down to "pigs are dirty."

Do you eat beef? Cow's are dirty animals too. Same with chickens and any other edible mammal.

Pigs are actually in their cleanest form when you cook them.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Billup

Do you eat beef? Cow's are dirty animals too. Same with chickens and any other edible mammal.

Pigs are actually in their cleanest form when you cook them.

I don't buy that at all.

[Rotorocious]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I don't buy that at all.

meh, lots of animals are mass farmed and raised in shit conditions where they are basically sitting in their own shit. They often have to blast them with antibiotics and chemicals to clean the meat.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kathy-...b_1655170.html

http://www.pcrm.org/health/reports/f...icken-products

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Rotorocious

meh, lots of animals are mass farmed and raised in shit conditions where they are basically sitting in their own shit. They often have to blast them with antibiotics and chemicals to clean the meat.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kathy-...b_1655170.html

http://www.pcrm.org/health/reports/f...icken-products

You can have Kosher chicken - no such thing as a Kosher pig.

Eat them if you want, but they aren't for me.

[finaloption]

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by finaloption

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

I Can't upvote enough.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

You don't like bacon, you have religious beliefs that keep you from it, don't come wandering into our gay bar and be upset if we offer to eat your bacon. . .

what caught my attention

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I feel this is the perfect thread to vent about this: I ordered lunch in our Cafe yesterday.

I don't eat Pork/Bacon/Ham/etc. I don't care what you say, pigs are dirty fucking animals that eat thier own shit. Not a fan. Besides being dirty, I have religous reasons for not eating them - which also comes down to "pigs are dirty."

Anyhow, I order some beans and rice, and I'm sure to ask "Does that have bacon/pork/ham in it" She assures me that it doesn't - the menu list it as a vegetarian options.

Sure enough, I'm eating my food and find a piece of bacon in it. I start to sort through it, and there is small peices of bacon throughout.

FUCK. THAT. I don't want Fried pigfat in my food - Bitch I asked you if this shit had bacon in it and I PAID for it under the impression that it didn't. Now I'm consuming this shit.

PISSSSSSSSSED.

But you liked it? It's okay..

Bacon, solving all the world's most difficult problems..

[Billup]

Originally Posted by finaloption

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Can confirm. If pigs had a better personality, they would probably taste even better. Fuck you pigs and your shitty all about me shit eating personalities.

[upstatedoc]

Texted my wife the grocery list and I forgot bacon

oh thank god she got some anyway despite my idiocy

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Texted my wife the grocery list and I forgot bacon

oh thank god she got some anyway despite my idiocy

Thank goodness... Crisis averted.

Bacon.

[954Stealth]

Why doesn't the Stadium sell Kosher cheeseburgers?