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      08-05-2016, 07:38 PM   #1
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Thin toilet paper worth it?

Do you really get more toilet paper per roll with the thin stuff or do you find yourself just using more to compensate?

Anyone re use rags to save a little extra money?

Do you wipe back to front? Or?

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1 square, fold 4x, tear off corner, unfold, place finger through hole, dig away, discard square, use removed corner to clean under fingernail, discard, done.
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1 square, fold 4x, tear off corner, unfold, place finger through hole, dig away, discard square, use removed corner to clean under fingernail, discard, done.
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1 square, fold 4x, tear off corner, unfold, place finger through hole, dig away, discard square, use removed corner to clean under fingernail, discard, done.
I normally just clean under my fingernail with my teeth
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What? You guys don't just shit in the shower, then waffle stomp it down the drain?
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What? You guys don't just shit in the shower, then waffle stomp it down the drain?
LOL a year or so ago a Dutch politician said taking a leak in the shower would benefit water savings as part of some 'what to do in a crisis'- ideas. So others(off course) came up with the plan you're stating.


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I prefer the thin stuff. It's tougher. You go through a roll just as fast but you have less occurrences of pressing your fingers through it. The puffy stuff is more absorbant for the gals. Thinner stuff is more guy oriented.
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I prefer the thin stuff. It's tougher. You go through a roll just as fast but you have less occurrences of pressing your fingers through it. The puffy stuff is more absorbant for the gals. Thinner stuff is more guy oriented.
Hah. This reminded of an ancient SNL skit called Macho Wipe, but I couldn't find that. So, you get this instead, which Is the same concept.
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What? You guys don't just shit in the shower, then waffle stomp it down the drain?
A friend of mine worked in a northern Ontario hydro project in winter. They had showers but the toilets were outhouses. His buddies realized they never saw him going to the outhouse so he shared this very technique with them as it was -40 degrees and he preferred to shit in the hot shower rather than the freezing outhouse.

He says after that nobody was going to the outhouse.....
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Then there's this guy, no TP required......

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