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      11-22-2008, 07:07 PM   #1
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F The Police No Justice No Peace!!!!

Hey guys i did say i will leave this forum but something crazy happened to me last night. once again i was driving to NYC and like i was a lil tipsy ( just had like 5 shots, nothing big) it was snowing a lil bit but you u kno our car runs better in the cold with the JB3. so ya kno im boss i aint let nobody boss me around not even the 5 OH, not even mother nature. so i was speeding as usual doing a buck down LIE and freaking police was afta me. and i was like i aint ganna let this pig take me out, im BOSS. so i slowed down obviuosly, and got next to the pig. by the 3rd honk i was off. I gatta tell u i was a lil nervous, first time racing a pig, dont knos the performance of there whip. put the pedal to the metal took the car to its limit and maybe beyond with my driving skillz, power shifting each gear. i was doing a buck 155 in fifth gear. then to rub it in his face that i won, i put my hazard lites on. i look back and see he has his lights on, prolly one of my donuts. then doing a buck 55 i decide to call my friend letting him kno wat i was doing. he wa slike u boss u bossss... i was like yea boiiii i kno... i kno... then i took my exist and fortunitly with my car i had a great distance from him. took an exit parked in a parking lot, got out and ran inside best buy... IM MAD BOSS SON...if my popz finds out im dead.. im dead, so non of u guys mention this outside of this thread... OH btw i ordered my M3 badge off ebay, gana but that on my whip, cuz im a sucker for an m3 badge.


(edit)..how can i take the limiter off? cuz u kno i wanna be doing like 200

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you just wasted like 10 mins of your time typing this and like 2 mins of mine for reading it. congrats dude.
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      11-22-2008, 07:10 PM   #3
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and if anyone believes this they're equally retarded.
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you just waisted like 10 mins of your time typing this and like 2 mins of mine for reading it. congrats dude.
Hey dude it's "wasted" not "waisted" idiot. You live in America and don't know English.
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Hey dude it's "wasted" not "waisted" idiot. You live in America and don't know English.
Please reread your first post before you make any assumptions about other member's writing abilities and/or education.

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Hey dude it's "wasted" not "waisted" idiot. You live in America and don't know English.
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Hey guys i did say i will leave this forum but something crazy happened to me last night. once again i was driving to NYC and like i was a lil tipsy ( just had like 5 shots, nothing big) it was snowing a lil bit but you u kno our car runs better in the cold with the JB3. so ya kno im boss i aint let nobody boss me around not even the 5 OH, not even mother nature. so i was speeding as usual doing a buck down LIE and freaking police was afta me. and i was like i aint ganna let this pig take me out, im BOSS. so i slowed down obviuosly, and got next to the pig. by the 3rd honk i was off. I gatta tell u i was a lil nervous, first time racing a pig, dont knos the performance of there whip. put the pedal to the metal took the car to its limit and maybe beyond with my driving skillz, power shifting each gear. i was doing a buck 155 in fifth gear. then to rub it in his face that i won, i put my hazard lites on. i look back and see he has his lights on, prolly one of my donuts. then doing a buck 55 i decide to call my friend letting him kno wat i was doing. he wa slike u boss u bossss... i was like yea boiiii i kno... i kno... then i took my exist and fortunitly with my car i had a great distance from him. took an exit parked in a parking lot, got out and ran inside best buy... IM MAD BOSS SON...if my popz finds out im dead.. im dead, so non of u guys mention this outside of this thread... OH btw i ordered my M3 badge off ebay, gana but that on my whip, cuz im a sucker for an m3 badge.
Damn, 1,155 miles per hour. That's about the top speed of an F/A-18 fast
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Scott what are you gay for Bimmer Loyalist?.... sticking up for your man awwwww how cute..
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well i forgot to ask the question on the end after my post..how can i take the limiter off? cuz u kno i wanna be doing like 200
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Damn, 1,155 miles per hour. That's about the top speed of an F/A-18 fast
dang. you strap some jet engines onto your car or something? shieet got that big red button your your dash? BOOOOST!

admin ban please. this guy makes worthless threads.
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Hey guys i did say i will leave this forum but something crazy happened to me last night. once again i was driving to NYC and like i was a lil tipsy ( just had like 5 shots, nothing big) it was snowing a lil bit but you u kno our car runs better in the cold with the JB3. so ya kno im boss i aint let nobody boss me around not even the 5 OH, not even mother nature. so i was speeding as usual doing a buck down LIE and freaking police was afta me. and i was like i aint ganna let this pig take me out, im BOSS. so i slowed down obviuosly, and got next to the pig. by the 3rd honk i was off. I gatta tell u i was a lil nervous, first time racing a pig, dont knos the performance of there whip. put the pedal to the metal took the car to its limit and maybe beyond with my driving skillz, power shifting each gear. i was doing a buck 155 in fifth gear. then to rub it in his face that i won, i put my hazard lites on. i look back and see he has his lights on, prolly one of my donuts. then doing a buck 55 i decide to call my friend letting him kno wat i was doing. he wa slike u boss u bossss... i was like yea boiiii i kno... i kno... then i took my exist and fortunitly with my car i had a great distance from him. took an exit parked in a parking lot, got out and ran inside best buy... IM MAD BOSS SON...if my popz finds out im dead.. im dead, so non of u guys mention this outside of this thread... OH btw i ordered my M3 badge off ebay, gana but that on my whip, cuz im a sucker for an m3 badge.


(edit)..how can i take the limiter off? cuz u kno i wanna be doing like 200
...you are MAD BOSS, SON!!!!!!
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well i forgot to ask the question on the end after my post..how can i take the limiter off? cuz u kno i wanna be doing like 200
ya dude ur funny.
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shieet got that big red button your your dash? BOOOOST!
hahaha shieeeeeeeeeeet. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1002072/
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...you are MAD BOSS, SON!!!!!!
Thanks kabalm, i kno
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dang. you strap some jet engines onto your car or something? shieet got that big red button your your dash? BOOOOST!

admin ban please. this guy makes worthless threads.
na man its on my shift knob..
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Mad boss indeed. u one crazy mofo hoe, u be straight up BALLIN!!!!!1111111
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Mad boss indeed. u one crazy mofo hoe, u be straight up BALLIN!!!!!1111111
He rollin'...they hatin'....patrolin'...they tryin' to catch him ridin' dirty....
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Mad boss indeed. u one crazy mofo hoe, u be straight up BALLIN!!!!!1111111
im glad u and kabalm see it my way
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Its a fucking troll invasion
What is your problem? seems like you follow all my threads? and say the same thing... you can stop stalking me know, seems like you have nothing better to do.... besides bother 16 year olds... and the only troll here is you midget.
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