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      04-04-2009, 06:50 PM   #1
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Weird fucked up shit that happened to me

So I had the most weird and fucked up shit happen to me

So I crashed my car, it was a pretty minor accident, like just replace some fenders and headlights and maybe a little bit of frame damage. But instead of going thru the insurance, I decided to just pay it out of my pocket and took it to some ghetto body shop.

This is where it starts to get weird.

After I dropped it off, I started to regret it because its such a ghetto body shop, so I went back a day later and told them I want my car back. The owner (he kinda looked like my gardener) said (and I remember he had like a real scandalous expression on his face like Jafar in Aladdin) "no can't do, once the car is here we keep it." So I was like fuck. I then decided that I was going to steal it back at night. So I went back at night before they were closed and got in the gate before it slam shut. There were still workers there so I hid behind a car to wait for them to leave. but then they started to walk around so I had to switch cars and keep moving so they can't spot me. Eventually, I ended up behind the last car in the lot (it was blue) and was trapped, there were 2 guys coming from the head and ass end at the same time. Luckily I had a blue sweater on at the time so I pressed up against the door. YES I actually tried to camouflage myself into the car like Metal Gear. That fooled 1 guy and he walked right past behind me. But the second dude spotted me and picked me up (literally) and said "WTF are you doing." then he saw my face and smiled and said "wanna see your car its done"

This is the weird and fucked up part.

So then I walk toward my car. and it looked pretty normal at first from the outside. I looked inside and the owner said "we gave you Sparco racing seats." I was like WTF and its not even Sparco, its just a plastic chair in the shape resembling Sparco that had no padding what so ever (like those arcade racing game chairs) its got a off-center half peeling off Sparco sticker on it and a gay ass thin chinese silk chair cushion (if your chinese you know which 1 im talking about) that looked just like the ones my mom put on the dinning room chairs strapped to the seat with some rope. I was like WTF got back out and the car had transformed the look. It now looks more like a extended flatbed tow truck with wheelies in the back and smaller wheels in the middle. They said that I had frame damage and They had to give me a new frame and the only frame they had was a flat bed tow truck frame. I started to cry. I looked at the wheels and it had those little truck rims with huge tires. So I turned around and was like where the fuck are my wheels? and they said they lost it. I started to get really fucking pissed. Thats when I looked back at my car and it now transformed into pretty much a double decker bus. YES a full blown mother fucking double decker bus with a roundel and the same steering wheel and the Sparco seats, and Im now fucking going ape shit on the owner and he said that he though I needed more passenger space. I then looked back at my car and it now had a full load of tourist on it (I don't know where they came from) complete with a tour guy on a megaphone and it was actually driving away on a tour.

This is when Im about to go crazy and my head was about to explode and was contemplating whether I should go on a murder rampage when I woke up in my bed with clinched fists and sweat all over me and realized it was a fucked up dream. So I got up and went to the garage, the car is cool (of course) and then went outside for a breather and saw my gardener mowing my lawn and I looked at him in his face and had a sudden urge to punch him square in the face...
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      04-04-2009, 07:00 PM   #2
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i wouldnt punch him in the face..

just lock the doors make sure no access to the garage
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      04-04-2009, 07:06 PM   #4
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This can't be serious right? April fools was a few days ago
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      04-04-2009, 07:20 PM   #5
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haha when i got to the Sparcos seats part i knew it was a fake...then skipped to the end and saved me a few seconds of my precious time....

thanks samwoo, you effin' jerk...
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i don't even understand why you wasted your time writing that.
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Pedro, your gardener, called and said he's not happy about this racist post.

I think he's planning to sh*t in your rose bushes next week.
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dude I wrote it because it was an unbelievably real dream that made me pissed off even after I woke up, and the fact that I remembered 95% of it and that it has to do with my car is the reason why I wrote it down here. Why would I be on drugs, you never had a fucking crazy ass fucked up dream? especially after a night of drinking and going to bed at 5am? And no im not racist, I simply recited what happened in my dream and I can't control my dreams.
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I stopped reading right after "...I decided to steal it back at night."
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dude I wrote it because it was an unbelievably real dream that made me pissed off even after I woke up, and the fact that I remembered 95% of it and that it has to do with my car is the reason why I wrote it down here. Why would I be on drugs, you never had a fucking crazy ass fucked up dream? especially after a night of drinking and going to bed at 5am? And no im not racist, I simply recited what happened in my dream and I can't control my dreams.
Chillax, man ...There is no Pedro. Your roses will be fine even w/o that extra fertilizer help
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Why aren't there any hot 16 yr old chicks that want to get boned in your dream?
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Why aren't there any hot 16 yr old chicks that want to get boned in your dream?
because I save those dreams for myself
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crazy dream. seemed real huh?
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