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      04-06-2009, 11:23 PM   #1
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Guidosss



Just thought this was fucking hilarious, and pretty spot on.

(the guy from the original "my new haircut" video is interviewing a "real" guido, I think he's acting though)

check 6:42, I've seen SO many guys do that....
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      04-06-2009, 11:35 PM   #2
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Here's the Original.

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      04-06-2009, 11:36 PM   #3
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Here's the Original.

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      04-06-2009, 11:47 PM   #4
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fail
Your a little to fail happy.......He posted the link to the guy who started it all, who is also I believe interviewing that wanna-be Italian. Come on guy. Maybe it didn't work at first but shit, do you guys stay up in the OT waiting for a slip-up so you can post fail?!?

That guy is the reason Italian's have a bad name. It's also one of the few things I hate about living on LI. They are fucking everywhere. I say I'm Italian and everyone assumes I'm a guido. W/e he is fucking great to laugh at.
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      04-06-2009, 11:53 PM   #5
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Your a little to fail happy.......He posted the link to the guy who started it all, who is also I believe interviewing that wanna-be Italian. Come on guy. Maybe it didn't work at first but shit, do you guys stay up in the OT waiting for a slip-up so you can post fail?!?

That guy is the reason Italian's have a bad name. It's also one of the few things I hate about living on LI. They are fucking everywhere. I say I'm Italian and everyone assumes I'm a guido. W/e he is fucking great to laugh at.
Don't feel bad, it's worse if you live in Jersey or Staten Island.

Orange skin + blowout = Guido
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      04-06-2009, 11:56 PM   #6
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Don't feel bad, it's worse if you live in Jersey or Staten Island.

Orange skin + blowout = Guido
Staten Island thank god no. It's funny I'm first generation(kind of) American my mother was born in Italy and no one over there is like here. Couple cousins came here from Naples and asked wtf was wrong with the Italians here.
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      04-07-2009, 12:49 AM   #7
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"If you were a fruit what would you be?"
"you callin me a fuckin fruit bro? I should just get up an kick you in the fuckin face, next question"

lmfao
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      04-07-2009, 01:38 AM   #8
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This was great, very funny.
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      04-07-2009, 01:54 AM   #9
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NJ and NY need to sink into the ocean.
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"If you were a fruit what would you be?"
"you callin me a fuckin fruit bro? I should just get up an kick you in the fuckin face, next question"

lmfao
hahahahaahahahah, yeah that was the funniest part, i literally LOL'd hard (and I don't do that a lot).
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      04-07-2009, 10:49 AM   #11
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      04-13-2009, 03:09 PM   #12
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I miss my blowout =////.


I can't get my hair to stay like that. I can only get the front to stand up. I'm not a guido but I enjoy the hairstyle.
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Hahaha, yea my hairs thick. Trick is blow dryer and lots of got 2 be glued or ICE Spiker. And a skin taper is a MUST. I hate seeing halfassed blowouts without any difference in length of hair from bottom to the top lmao! Ahhhhh those were the days!
Skin taper? You mean tape up? I usually get a low fade or tape up....I have Got2Bglued and ICE spiker, but IMO they are too heavy. I use CVS knock-off brand Got2Bglued and it actually works better than either of those gels because it's lighter and doesn't weigh the spikes down. Funny thing is I bought it by accident because the bottle looks exactly like Got2Bglued.

You blowdry the hair straight before you gel or you blowdry it after you gel it up?
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I can't believe this conversation is taking place.
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Oh believe it sista!!!! Texans can understand the NY guidoness!!!
I understand. I've been to Staten Island and North Jersey. What I can't understand is why people think that's a good luck. Don't get me wrong. I love guidos. Without guidos, we'd have to make fun of emo people and that's just not as entertaining.
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Staten Island thank god no. It's funny I'm first generation(kind of) American my mother was born in Italy and no one over there is like here. Couple cousins came here from Naples and asked wtf was wrong with the Italians here.
+1. I know of a few Italians who came here at an adult age. One is an engineering professor of Columbia and the other is a highly-qualified architect. They are as removed from Guidoness as you can imagine.
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NJ and NY need to sink into the ocean.
But then there wouldn't be anyone left that makes REAL money.

Ever been to Wall St. buddy?
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I'd much rather deal with guidos than rednecks. And I happen to like the haircut, that's all.

Proud to be a New Yorker.
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I'd much rather deal with guidos than rednecks. Living here is amazing - we have everything. And I happen to like the haircut, that's all.
Do you have redneck guidos?
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Do you have redneck guidos?
Guidos are not rednecks.
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I'd much rather deal with guidos than rednecks. And I happen to like the haircut, that's all.

Proud to be a New Yorker.
YAGAAAAAAAAAAABOMBS!
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But then there wouldn't be anyone left that makes REAL money.

Ever been to Wall St. buddy?
lol @ NY and real money...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/188390/the_rich_sheik/

nuff said yo'
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