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      12-15-2009, 01:51 AM   #1
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What kind of male enhancement product do ///M owners use?

Based on the other "what do ///M owners..." threads, it seems like our cars aren't enough of a boost to some member's egos here. So here's some help for some of you all.

http://www.enzyte.com/

http://www.viagra.com/

http://www.extenzetruth.com/

http://www.bathmateusa.com/ - you can even get this in colors to match your car....
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Too young fo dat shit...


but if I had to choose...yo mama
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yo kandy why are you so up on the penis hardener game?
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      12-15-2009, 06:51 AM   #7
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I was having a hard time putting my finger on exactly what gave this forum a different feel to many others where I participate or lurk and I think I've got it; developmentally delayed children.
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I need Viagra.
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I drive an M3....I have wood all the time.
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VIAGRA!!! cialis is shit in comparison!
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VIAGRA!!! cialis is shit in comparison!
"If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately"
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You stole my answer.
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However, my buddy gave me half of one of those pills last year and I swear that I was hard for 3 weeks. It was great for the girls because...well, you get my drift. After a while, I just wanted it [mini-me] to chill....too much of a good thing can work against you.

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but if I had to choose...yo mama
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yo kandy why are you so up on the penis hardener game?
I'm not. It's called Google.
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Based on the other "what do ///M owners..." threads, it seems like our cars aren't enough of a boost to some member's egos here. So here's some help for some of you all.

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Kandy, LOL, Am I the only one here who appreciates your wonderfully cynical and sarcastic bit of humor? I also tired quickly of the watch thread and others like it.... I can't believe everybody is posting back in a serious manner. Tells you something, doesn't it. I like your style.
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