[samwoo2go]

So I am taking some classes at this community college for further self enhancement. I bought a car parking permit. But wanted to link up my bike license plate to it so I can park my bike too. I found out that all I have to do is go tell the campus police my plate number and stuff.

So I walk in the campus police office, and the front desk guy is a young muscle type cadet guy and his computer is setup in a way that I can see the computer screen...and BAM this shit hits me like a freight train. This guy is LOOKING AT GAY PORN. and not just like grabby ass gay porn, it's like full on fucking 2 dicks in 1 ass super fucking nasty gay porn. I know because he maximize the picture so big that I can clearly see. no homo

So I startled him apparently (I will explain why he thought he was safe later) and he fumbles to close the tabs and pages. and somehow he fucks it up and the computer is frozen at this web page with lots of medium sized gay porn pics. At this point I was in shock and about to shit my pants in hilarity. After like maybe 5 seconds of trying to close the browser, he gives up trying to get out of it and turns off the monitor and turns around and acts like I was blind and says how can I help you. His face is like a monkey ass red already.

So I hold back my urge to laugh and say, ya I need to add my bike to my parking permit. So he goes o ok, grabs a pen and paper and starts asking me info and jotting it down.

This is when it gets super awkward and hilarious. As he is writing down my info, this old lady comes out of the backroom (I assume to be his supervisor) and says "XXX you don't gotta write it down, I'll show you how to do it on the computer." (so apparently he is a noob too lol).

So she comes over and says, o your computer is not even on, he is like "ahhh" "ohhh" "ummm" and I was like O SNAP LMAOOOOO. She looks down at the computer and says o its on, turn on the monitor XXX. He is just frozen there. She says what's wrong with you XXX, reaches in to turn on the monitor.

As you can imagine, shit just hit the fan. There was a lot of OMG, Jesus, this is highly inappropriate...you get the idea, the worst is she don't know how to get out either. I would've told them Ctrl-Alt-Delete, but I couldn't stop laughing. So other office workers and cops started to come out, some tried to help, so were laughing, finally somebody pulled the plug and it was over. At this point I am literally on the floor LMAO.

I get what I need done done and I was thinking in class the whole time, how he would be so careless. And here is why. all the cameras point towards the door so it would record the back of his monitor. The office is at the end of the building at the corner of another building forming a L. some heavy bushes separate the 2 buildings. So under normal circumstances, everyone that needs to come in to his office would walk past his window from the left. But since I am not a regular at the campus, I got lost and actually cut thru those bushes to try to find the office so I basically came from his blind spot LOL.

OMG made my Friday before a snowboarding retreat weekend. Wait till I get drunk tonight and tell every1 the story.
I'll draw a map for u later when I get home.

[Spec 1]

Best post of the week.

I so wish I could have seen that, lol. I would be dying for weeks.

[J-9]

[pmeloche]

How did you get knowledgeable enough to know the difference between "grabby ass gay porn" and the gay porn he was watching?

[Comet]

oh wow
I was really lmao

large props for the story!

[m3pare]

LOL

[MrAdams]

Originally Posted by Spec 1

Best post of the week.

I so wish I could have seen that, lol. I would be dying for weeks.

the gay porn? lol jk jk

[solefald]

hahaha this is fucking epic

[SantaPimp27]

wow, epic story lol

[Peanuto]

someone post the cat crying so much win image haha

[Noc57]

Originally Posted by pmeloche

How did you get knowledgeable enough to know the difference between "grabby ass gay porn" and the gay porn he was watching?

Good question.....LMAO.


Funny story OP, I LOL'ed.

[Kensta335]

Someone do some stick figure drawings like the guy who was taking a shit and jerking off at the same time.

[Pink Taco]

[lambtron]

wow. epic hilarity..LOL

[Crimson92]

epic story , this is

[chungdae]

LOL.

[M_Six]

Gotta love campus cops. I've been working in academia for 14 years and I'm still amazed at the losers they hire and issue guns to. Scary, actually.

Hope that was the end of the loser's job. Talk about poor judgment.

[c0nstant]

holy shit hahahahahaha. i love samwoo2go threads. this is no exception

[persian54]

This made my day

[persian54]

JH valley I love your sig lol

[c0nstant]

best thread of 2010 thus far

[J-9]

Wait, I think I found him. Yep...

The perp just doesn't know how much he's enjoying this...