wow fuck.

just4kickz · 11-13-2006, 12:53 AM

so today... i come back from home... and get to my apartment... the apartment smells like nasty microwaved food (my roomie probably just ate)... so i scan the living room and kitchen... i wiped everything down, cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed the floors... before i left so i knew that people had kicked it at the apartment... and i also found like 1/4 of a smirnof vodka handle left in the frij... so i basically spray the shit outa the rooms with fabreeze. later on i see some chunky ass shit in my sink (we have 2 bathrooms... 1 is masterbed which is my roomies and one is in the hallway which is mine) and im like w/e right? might have been something else... so i smell it and its fucking puke... and i find cheese on the ground... what the fuck? thers a sign on my bathroom door that says "USE OTHER BATHROOM" which applies to my roomie's friends... who the fuck pukes in a fucking sink anyways? i mean if those pre-med frat bitches knew more about plumbing they would know that chunky shit like that would get clogged up in the pipes. fucking dumbasses... what the fuck should i do? i for sure am a clean guy and i dont like bitching at people... but when people fuck with my shit should i clap back and show them some force... ie... kick to the groin, punch to the face, wave a blunt knife at their necks, throw him out, tackle them, etc... or should i straight up talk...

i have not asked much from the room mate... just to close the windows because it lets dust in and to keep the commons somewhat clean... SINCE I DO ALL THE CLEANING ANYWAYS. i havent done anything that could possibly upset that motherfucker.

what to do... suggestions... anything. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

///Matt · 11-13-2006, 12:57 AM

kick all their asses. now.

E36_325i · 11-13-2006, 12:57 AM

In short, if your roomie has people over he should be responsible for cleaning up any messes they cause. Puke that goes untouched is completely unacceptable. he needs to have more respect for you as a roommate. I would definitely bring this to the table quick.

Nikki · 11-13-2006, 12:58 AM

roomates suck. i'd never have one.

just4kickz · 11-13-2006, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki

roomates suck. i'd never have one.

u dont have one and u live in apt?

iono... like whenever i go to somebody's place i dont fuck around with their shit... and i'd assume the responsibility to clean after myself if i were to spill or something... i dunno... college is amazing. i mean i dont wanna be a jackass and call everybody stupid... but alot of booksmart people know nothing about proper edicit... the majority of people i know are so immature cause their parents do everything for them. i'm spoiled--i know... im a 1st year driving a e90... god damn im lucky... but i know how to treat people with some sort of mutual respect...

the other day they were playing beer pong and they spilled shit all over... and i cleaned all that shit up without bitching. all i said to my roommate was, hey try to clean up after yourself. its funny cause im not exactly a softy... i mean im pretty big for an asian dood and i could probably bust some heads if i were that kinda person... but i know better than that... haha sorry for all the swearing though... just venting yada.

BMW F22 · 11-13-2006, 01:14 AM

alot of people have no manner. Im the same way. I always clean after myself when I go to people's house. I guess im lucky that the people I hang out with also clean up after themselves.

I would just tell him that it's annoying the shit out of u. If it doesnt change then maybe u should move?? Im not exactly the cleanest of them all. I mean I can be messy sometimes but never dirty. PUKE AND SHIT??? That's just fucking gross!!! OMFG If I someone did that to my place and doesnt clean it up, I'd go crazy on them.

PS- get new locks for your bathroom and lock it whenever u go out. Forget the signs as most people dont even pay attention to them anyways.

findtom · 11-13-2006, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Matt

kick all their asses. now.

best advice ever.

Chris.G · 11-13-2006, 02:41 AM

The great Australian spear tackle is suggested. The fists can be used after the fatal tackle to knock the guy out for a whole day. Well thats what id do anyway.

Asiann · 11-13-2006, 03:48 AM

Wake up all their asses now and shove them all out the door! That's not right and you shouldn't have to put up with it.

lux.sh · 11-13-2006, 03:49 AM

If someone does that in my apartment, they will face some serious brain malfunctioning problem few days later.

Ninjaneer · 11-13-2006, 06:57 AM

If possible keep your doors locked, heck even resort to locking your bathroom from the inside when you're gone so they can't get in w/o trying... ie. using a screwdriver to unhook the lock (if that's the style knob your door has). They should get the hint.

Plus I think you shouldn't clean up jack after them. I know it annoys the heck out of you so you end up cleaning it, but it's not right. He obviously is taking it for granted and has NO respect and neither do his friends.

Straight up talk to him, lay it all down and tell him this is unacceptable. Who has more of a right to stay in the apartment? I guess with one roommate it might be hard to get rid of each other. But if this doesn't change after the talk then I'd move. And do it w/o warning so he'd have to find a roommate fast :P

txusa03 · 11-13-2006, 08:01 AM

you should find a new roomie (may I suggest you room up with bmwexecutive). You and bmwexecutive should get along very well.

Sorry to hear bro. Lock your room!

Taittinger · 11-13-2006, 09:53 AM

Hakapik

Carnage · 11-13-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by findtom

best advice ever.

I second that.

Victor.L3IchibanM3 · 11-13-2006, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by just4kickz

so today... i come back from home... and get to my apartment... the apartment smells like nasty microwaved food (my roomie probably just ate)... so i scan the living room and kitchen... i wiped everything down, cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed the floors... before i left so i knew that people had kicked it at the apartment... and i also found like 1/4 of a smirnof vodka handle left in the frij... so i basically spray the shit outa the rooms with fabreeze. later on i see some chunky ass shit in my sink (we have 2 bathrooms... 1 is masterbed which is my roomies and one is in the hallway which is mine) and im like w/e right? might have been something else... so i smell it and its fucking puke... and i find cheese on the ground... what the fuck? thers a sign on my bathroom door that says "USE OTHER BATHROOM" which applies to my roomie's friends... who the fuck pukes in a fucking sink anyways? i mean if those pre-med frat bitches knew more about plumbing they would know that chunky shit like that would get clogged up in the pipes. fucking dumbasses... what the fuck should i do? i for sure am a clean guy and i dont like bitching at people... but when people fuck with my shit should i clap back and show them some force... ie... kick to the groin, punch to the face, wave a blunt knife at their necks, throw him out, tackle them, etc... or should i straight up talk...

i have not asked much from the room mate... just to close the windows because it lets dust in and to keep the commons somewhat clean... SINCE I DO ALL THE CLEANING ANYWAYS. i havent done anything that could possibly upset that motherfucker.

what to do... suggestions... anything. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Tell ur roomie to clean up all the mess and buy some colonge and spray it all over the apartment or else tell him u gonna kick his ass and his little buddie

vladinecko · 11-13-2006, 10:36 AM

first off, i don't know how you didn't throw up after seeing that shit. second, no talks will help, i'm speaking out of experience. on first occasion or whenever your lease is up, either find another roommate or move out to live with someone else.

i agree with nikki, roommates suck ass! i had to deal with this shit my first two years of college and never again!

PresaMat · 11-13-2006, 10:39 AM

My best advice in order to help prevent shit happening and without starting stuff with the roomate is LOCKS on the doors. Lock your bedroom and lock your bathroom. He will get the point.

Mat

aapriadi · 11-13-2006, 11:01 AM

tell your roomie to clean it, if he doesnt wanna then you should clog his bathroom..then invite the e90post guys to party @ your place and make sure they puke all over your roomie's bathroom and bedroom while he's gone

shragon · 11-13-2006, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PresaMat

My best advice in order to help prevent shit happening and without starting stuff with the roomate is LOCKS on the doors. Lock your bedroom and lock your bathroom. He will get the point.

Mat

yep. replace those door knobs with new locking ones that you can access using a key.

BigO1120 · 11-13-2006, 12:01 PM

Pour some Bombs Away liquid laxative into his drink and the drinks of his friends, LOCK YOUR bathroom, and enjoy the show!!!!

:rocks:

SoYank · 11-13-2006, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aapriadi

tell your roomie to clean it, if he doesnt wanna then you should clog his bathroom..then invite the e90post guys to party @ your place and make sure they puke all over your roomie's bathroom and bedroom while he's gone

No, no, no. E90Post guys (and gals) have more respect for other people.

ska///235i · 11-13-2006, 12:06 PM

bring your girl home and have s e x on his bed....spray love juice all over his bed...see how he feels

11-13-2006, 12:53 AM	#1
just4kickz boku no namae ha... 344 Rep 11,023 Posts Drives: 2006 BS 330i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: S. Bay Area, CA + Newark, NJ + ChiCity + True Blue iTrader: (11) Garage List 2006 E90 330i [0.00]	wow fuck. so today... i come back from home... and get to my apartment... the apartment smells like nasty microwaved food (my roomie probably just ate)... so i scan the living room and kitchen... i wiped everything down, cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed the floors... before i left so i knew that people had kicked it at the apartment... and i also found like 1/4 of a smirnof vodka handle left in the frij... so i basically spray the shit outa the rooms with fabreeze. later on i see some chunky ass shit in my sink (we have 2 bathrooms... 1 is masterbed which is my roomies and one is in the hallway which is mine) and im like w/e right? might have been something else... so i smell it and its fucking puke... and i find cheese on the ground... what the fuck? thers a sign on my bathroom door that says "USE OTHER BATHROOM" which applies to my roomie's friends... who the fuck pukes in a fucking sink anyways? i mean if those pre-med frat bitches knew more about plumbing they would know that chunky shit like that would get clogged up in the pipes. fucking dumbasses... what the fuck should i do? i for sure am a clean guy and i dont like bitching at people... but when people fuck with my shit should i clap back and show them some force... ie... kick to the groin, punch to the face, wave a blunt knife at their necks, throw him out, tackle them, etc... or should i straight up talk... i have not asked much from the room mate... just to close the windows because it lets dust in and to keep the commons somewhat clean... SINCE I DO ALL THE CLEANING ANYWAYS. i havent done anything that could possibly upset that motherfucker. what to do... suggestions... anything. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: __________________ looking for a PreLCI Black Sapphire e90 front bumper without license plate holes "Akimbo shotguns. Broken wrists anyone? And don't give me that 'it's just a game' bull**. Where the are my akimbo interventions then?! One scope on each eye mother**er!!"
	Appreciate 0 Tweet Quote

11-13-2006, 12:57 AM	#2
///Matt United States Marine 339 Rep 2,748 Posts Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	kick all their asses. now.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 12:57 AM	#3
E36_325i Private First Class 11 Rep 142 Posts Drives: E36 325i + '06 M3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Indianapolis iTrader: (0)	In short, if your roomie has people over he should be responsible for cleaning up any messes they cause. Puke that goes untouched is completely unacceptable. he needs to have more respect for you as a roommate. I would definitely bring this to the table quick. __________________ '06 M3 \| Jet/Cinn \| ZPP \| Xenons \| NAV \| Military Sales.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 12:58 AM	#4
Nikki Major General 1059 Rep 6,381 Posts Drives: Sepang Z4MC Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: LA iTrader: (9)	roomates suck. i'd never have one. __________________ Nikki
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 01:14 AM	#6
BMW F22 Major General 3668 Rep 9,783 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	alot of people have no manner. Im the same way. I always clean after myself when I go to people's house. I guess im lucky that the people I hang out with also clean up after themselves. I would just tell him that it's annoying the shit out of u. If it doesnt change then maybe u should move?? Im not exactly the cleanest of them all. I mean I can be messy sometimes but never dirty. PUKE AND SHIT??? That's just fucking gross!!! OMFG If I someone did that to my place and doesnt clean it up, I'd go crazy on them. PS- get new locks for your bathroom and lock it whenever u go out. Forget the signs as most people dont even pay attention to them anyways.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 02:41 AM	#8
Chris.G Banned 110 Rep 3,120 Posts Drives: 2011 LCI MSPORT X5 30d Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia iTrader: (0)	The great Australian spear tackle is suggested. The fists can be used after the fatal tackle to knock the guy out for a whole day. Well thats what id do anyway.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 03:48 AM	#9
Asiann Got Seoul? 118 Rep 2,862 Posts Drives: 2012 535i MSport Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Honolulu iTrader: (0) Garage List 2012 BMW 535i [0.00] 2008 750Li [0.00] 2006 BMW [0.00]	Wake up all their asses now and shove them all out the door! That's not right and you shouldn't have to put up with it. __________________ Can you say Alooooha? [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 03:49 AM	#10
lux.sh missing two turbos. 616 Rep 4,859 Posts Drives: fast around corners. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Curves iTrader: (12) Garage List 2006 BMW E90 330i [7.00]	If someone does that in my apartment, they will face some serious brain malfunctioning problem few days later. __________________ 06 AW E90 330i ZPP/ZSP/Step/Expired Warranty : Prior Design Front : ACS Rear : ACS Roof : BlackLines : Simota Intake : Carbon Fiber Interior Trim : : MTEC V3 : 24% Charcoal : V1 Hardwired : Solaris Invisibulbs/LED interior :
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 06:57 AM	#11
Ninjaneer Shadow Warrior 153 Rep 2,095 Posts Drives: '07 335i Sedan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Florida iTrader: (0)	If possible keep your doors locked, heck even resort to locking your bathroom from the inside when you're gone so they can't get in w/o trying... ie. using a screwdriver to unhook the lock (if that's the style knob your door has). They should get the hint. Plus I think you shouldn't clean up jack after them. I know it annoys the heck out of you so you end up cleaning it, but it's not right. He obviously is taking it for granted and has NO respect and neither do his friends. Straight up talk to him, lay it all down and tell him this is unacceptable. Who has more of a right to stay in the apartment? I guess with one roommate it might be hard to get rid of each other. But if this doesn't change after the talk then I'd move. And do it w/o warning so he'd have to find a roommate fast :P __________________ 335i E90 / Arctic / Gray / Burl Walnut / Steptronic / ZPP / ZSP / Paddles / CA / Nav / PDC / OEM Spoiler Mods: PIAA Angel Eyes, Rear Fog Switch, Escort X50 Blue hardwire, 30% Charcoal Llumar Installing soon: Rear Power Outlets (Happy Robot mod!)
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 08:01 AM	#12
txusa03 Major General 587 Rep 6,563 Posts Drives: TS330iPPSP6MT Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (3)	you should find a new roomie (may I suggest you room up with bmwexecutive). You and bmwexecutive should get along very well. Sorry to hear bro. Lock your room! __________________ under construction!
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 09:53 AM	#13
Taittinger Major 57 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: Monaco Blue E92 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: NJ iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 335i Cpe [0.00]	Hakapik __________________ '07 Monaco Blue 335i ordered 9/4 built 9/21 shipped 9/28 arrived 10/12 at dealership 10/18 vroom 10/19 christened 11/3...
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 10:36 AM	#16
vladinecko Brigadier General 301 Rep 3,924 Posts Drives: '11 E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [9.00] 2008 BMW 335i [0.00] 2006 BMW 330i [0.00] 1994 BMW 325i [0.00]	first off, i don't know how you didn't throw up after seeing that shit. second, no talks will help, i'm speaking out of experience. on first occasion or whenever your lease is up, either find another roommate or move out to live with someone else. i agree with nikki, roommates suck ass! i had to deal with this shit my first two years of college and never again! __________________ 2011 E92 M3 - IB/Beige/Sycamore Wood/6MT/EDC/ZPP2/Nav/PDC/Heated Seats/iPod-USB/Enh. Audio 2008 E92 335i - Montego Blue/Black/Gray Poplar/6MT/ZPP/ZSP/Nav/PDC/Heated Seats/HDRadio/iPod-USB - *Sold* 2006 E90 330i - Mystic Blue/Black/Aluminum/6MT/ZPP/iDrive/PDC/Heated Seats/Sat. Prep - *Sold* 1994 E36 325i - Boston Green/Beige/Automatic/ZPP/Heated Seats/Premium Sound - *Sold*
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 10:39 AM	#17
PresaMat Major 35 Rep 1,169 Posts Drives: 67 GT500,69 Boss 429, 335i Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Houston,TX iTrader: (0) Garage List 1967 Shelby Mustang ... [0.00]	My best advice in order to help prevent shit happening and without starting stuff with the roomate is LOCKS on the doors. Lock your bedroom and lock your bathroom. He will get the point. Mat
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 11:01 AM	#18
aapriadi Colonel 205 Rep 2,068 Posts Drives: '13 F30 AW 320i Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia iTrader: (10)	tell your roomie to clean it, if he doesnt wanna then you should clog his bathroom..then invite the e90post guys to party @ your place and make sure they puke all over your roomie's bathroom and bedroom while he's gone __________________ mod = crack
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 12:01 PM	#20
BigO1120 3rd Degree 44 Rep 328 Posts Drives: 2007 Montego Blue 328xi Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parsippany, NJ iTrader: (0)	Pour some Bombs Away liquid laxative into his drink and the drinks of his friends, LOCK YOUR bathroom, and enjoy the show!!!! :rocks:
	Appreciate 0 Quote

11-13-2006, 12:06 PM	#22
ska///235i ***** noob 1422 Rep 10,477 Posts Drives: 325xi>M235i>428GCx Mspor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston iTrader: (34) Garage List 2006 325xi [0.00]	bring your girl home and have s e x on his bed....spray love juice all over his bed...see how he feels __________________ 2006 325xi (Sold) 2014 M235I (Current) 2015 428xi Gran Coupe (STB)
	Appreciate 0 Quote

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search