[martieg]

I found the following on the net: http://silverstone.fortunecity.com/m...MWStandFor.htm

My favorites are "Broke My Wallet" and "Be My Wife"

BMW Jokes
Phat Rides BMW had been hearing many things people use to make fun of BMW. One being making BMW stand for something funny like
"Broke My Wallet". We are so interested we are now holding a contest.

Do you know what BMW stands for and its funny submit it. Leave your name also.

Bavarian Murder Weapons-Ken R
Born Moderately Wealthy-Brendan
Big Mexican Weiner-Mr. Elibeemer
Black Mans Willy-P Singh
Brought Me Worries-AdRoK
Beats My Wood-AdRok
Borrows My Wallet-AdRoK
Bothers My Willy-PeAnUtS
Buffoon Made Waste-Amishnjd@aol.com
Bust My Waller-Mark M
Broke My Wallet-Steve S
Brings Me Women-Dennis
Bought My Wife-Dennis
Breaks Most Wrenches-Dennis
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder-Dennis
Best Motorcycle Worldwide-Cheman
Bad Mutha' Wheels-Chewman
Black Man's Wheels-Jonathan
Be My Wife-Arsen
Black Man's Wish-Arsen
Big Money Waster-anonymous
Break My Window-Jerald, JR
Buger Man Whistle-Richie R
Bring Money With you-Dan

THE FOLLOWING ARE SUBMITTED BY 4-Wheels.com

Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money, Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blastphemous Motorized Wreck

[CnoteMD]

I remember when I was an early teenager when I started liking BMW's. There was another guy who was into Chevy's. Let's just say that most of the people he knew participated in the big "Chevy vs. Ford" debate.

When heard that I liked BMW he responded, "why do you want one of those British Motor Works cars anyway?"

[oneshare325]

Great post!! I love to read all of these!!

[NaTuReB0Y]

the name of my fantasy football team is:

B!tch Moan Whine

i needed to use the "!" instead of an "i" because Foxsports won't allow it. ahahaha!

[bavarian19]

When I was first looking at the E90, one of my friends asked me why I was looking at a British made car . As the conversation goes on, I come to find out that he thinks it stands for British Motor Works.

This was a guy who spent 6 months living in London... You would think he knew better

[darkcloud]

My gf's uncle said to me the first time her family saw it, "That's a nice glorifired Ford you have there". I replied, "well not really, that's Jagiuar, and Volvo".

Her family kinda tripped a little that a 23 year old could afford a BMW.

[remmib]

Wow that alot of B M W

[Gearcraft]

Originally Posted by bavarian19

When I was first looking at the E90, one of my friends asked me why I was looking at a British made car . As the conversation goes on, I come to find out that he thinks it stands for British Motor Works.

This was a guy who spent 6 months living in London... You would think he knew better

haha. my friend also kept on insisting that it was british motor works. and i kept on telling her its a german car. i had to send her a link for BMW history. lol.

[IndianPoweredE90]

my dad is like super anti German cars because indian parents never understand the true meaning. usually its he said or she said that "ALL" Bmw break down. so anyways. he asks me one day

what does BMW stand for. so me thinking hes being serious tells him it stands for Bayerische MotorWerke and hes like NO!

it stands for

"BringMyWallet"

and i was like haha u made a funny.

There was another guy who was into Chevy's. Let's just say that most of the people he knew participated in the big "Chevy vs. Ford" debate.????

[BMW F22]

Holy thread resurrection! This takes me back to the good old days when the forum was just starting out.

[dzvero]

Boosts My Wisdom !

[The Wind Breezes]

Years ago I was in Chinese class and our professor told a long story in Chinese that somehow ended with the English words "BMW, beat my wife"--at least that's what I heard and I started lol'ing at this woman up in front of me enthusiastically talking about wife beating. I realized it was "BE my wife" from the context a couple seconds later and felt silly. True story.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

Holy thread resurrection! This takes me back to the good old days when the forum was just starting out.

Ye Olde Thread Revival!!

[jtodd_fl]

[larrysing]

After owning 2 335d cars for a total of 6 months and about 4 repair trips:

Breaks Mostly Weekly

[Aatish]

The running joke with us Hindus it that we don't want our kids to get attached too BMWs (Blacks Muslims Whites)

[Taskmaster]

Black Man Worry and Big (Latina) Women are what I normally here.

[M3 Number 86]

i always thought it was black man's wish.

[UncleWede]

My nino always asks "How the Bowel Movement Wede?"

[Andrewthefirst]

I can't speak for you guys but Big Massive Willy is applicable here

[TBN54]

Beat My Weenie.