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View Poll Results: if you caught your fiance getting pb l off her by your dog would you marry her?
yes she was horny and needed a fix and didnt cheat 11 25.00%
no she cheated w my bf 5 11.36%
maybe if it was polaner all fruit 2 4.55%
op needs to see a shrink 26 59.09%
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      05-18-2010, 11:56 PM   #1
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ok so

You come home after a business trip and catch your fiance getting peanut butter licked off her pussy by your dog, do youh call the wedding off or buy just more peanut butter? or get almond butter so it doesnt happen again
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i cant believe you've done this
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i cant believe you've done this
Honestly this is one of the first funny posts Ive read of yours out of the hundreds of dumb ones you post daily.
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Honestly this is one of the first funny posts Ive read of yours out of the hundreds of dumb ones you post daily.
sorry i dont amuse you, not my daily goal
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Quit making fun of black people you fucking racist.


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Quit making fun of black people you fucking racist.


You're just pissed because I'm of African decent. You're the racist.
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You're just pissed because I'm of African decent. You're the racist.




Lulz I already know this.
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Your lack of pigment offends me.
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Your lack of pigment offends me.



I try and try and try to fit in but I just can't..
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wait, are you actually black, jay?
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Yes. But I wear argyle sweaters.
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Yes. But I wear argyle sweaters.
***** please
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Yes. But I wear argyle sweaters.
I don't believe you. BTW, this is me:

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