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      03-31-2011, 05:34 PM   #1
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april fools joke - need photoshop person:)

anyone else doing something for april fools? i wasnt going to do anything until i saw my brother had left his gsxr in my garage.... so i thought hmmm im guna tell him i was moving my winter tires back into the garage and i hit ur bike and it fell over need someone to make these 2 pictures look like the bike fell over if u can that would be great! i have no idea how to do it! thx guys
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yeah if some ppl can help me out that would be great i will record our convo and post it here:P should be funny!.... guna send the picture over bbm and then call him hahaha
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Nobody is going to help you.

Plus, your pictures suck.
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Nobody is going to help you.

Plus, your pictures suck.
alright thx man ur the best <3
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I don't understand your request. The bike already looks like it's on it's side.
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I don't understand your request. The bike already looks like it's on it's side.

the reason the pictures are sideways, is because i took them on my phone srry. the request is to make the bike look like its on the floor(like someone had bumped into it).. and yes i guess straighten the pictures
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why dont you just carefully lay it down yourself and take pics? then get a gray dry-erase marker and paint scrathes on it.
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why dont you just carefully lay it down yourself and take pics? then get a gray dry-erase marker and paint scrathes on it.
if ppl dnt have time to photoshop/its to hard to do so then i think i will good idea
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I'm no PS expert, but from what you've given us it'll take a hell of a lot of time to make it look like the bike actually fell over. Cutting it, laying it down, adjusting lighting, adding damage is a ton of work if you want a good result. On top of that, if you want it to be on it's side in the product, what's someone supposed to put behind the bike (where it is now in the photos)? You should have at least provided an identical photo without the bike at all; without it the task is near impossible.

+1 to idea of carefully doing it in RL
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I'm no PS expert, but from what you've given us it'll take a hell of a lot of time to make it look like the bike actually fell over. Cutting it, laying it down, adjusting lighting, adding damage is a ton of work if you want a good result. On top of that, if you want it to be on it's side in the product, what's someone supposed to put behind the bike (where it is now in the photos)? You should have at least provided an identical photo without the bike at all; without it the task is near impossible.

+1 to idea of carefully doing it in RL
ye i failed..ill just tip the thing over and hope i dont actually cause damage or jokes on me lol
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what was said.

You need high quality images. You also need images with less crap in the background as everything would need to be filled in thats behind the bike. Plus you'd have to create the side of the bike. It could be photoshopped. But Nobody will take that much time. Lay it down.
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Laying the bike down on anything then a surface that isn't glass is going to leave marks on the fairings. Just a fair warning. His cut-off sensor will also be triggered so don't expect the bike to turn on the first few times he tries to start it.
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if your going to lay it down i hope you know to lay it on rags.
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