❯ Best/Funniest Facebook status thread
| 04-19-2011, 10:50 PM | #1 |
|
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
Best/Funniest Facebook status thread
I have made a few in the past that I find pretty funny, wanted to see what everyone else has seen.
Iron Man is a super hero, Iron Woman is a command. You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Thank you Bruce Almighty, for helping me remember how to spell b-e-a-utiful Women think having a baby is hard, trying playing Call of Duty with a lagging connection Someone call Kanye and tell him to interrupt the middle east revolution so our gas prices will go back down Fat girls comment on this status, so I can delete you easier
__________________
 |
| 04-19-2011, 10:58 PM | #3 |
|
derp
51
Rep 1,203
Posts |
-"If you got tourette problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a twitch aint one"
This is what happens when my friend's accounts get hacked.... -"god masterbating with these tweezers sux, especially while i stroke my nipple" -"My name is **** and I love touching little boys." -"is fucking in the back seat of a car." -"ugh, mexican food really does not agree with me :/ looks like another long night shitting in the bathroom..." (I think it was hacked) I've also seen a hundred statuses that say something like "I'm gay". NEVER leave your Facebook accounts unattended!!
__________________
 |
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-19-2011, 11:03 PM | #4 |
|
Banned
501
Rep 10,309
Posts
Drives: A///MERICAN!!!
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: A///MERICA!!!
|
You don't get enough attention on FB and have to post this here?
BTM hates everything |
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-19-2011, 11:10 PM | #5 | |
|
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
Quote:
do you really have to hate everything Not a big fan of fb, and there are 2 types of posters. Motivational quote posters, people who post their entire lives. I like to post the occasional funny because I dont like sharing my personal life with everyone, and motivational quotes are retarded
__________________
Last edited by CollinsE90; 04-19-2011 at 11:18 PM.. |
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-19-2011, 11:20 PM | #6 |
|
******
149
Rep 337
Posts |
"someone said i look like 50 cent, but i think im a million dollars"
__________________
You will never be as complex as the strand of hair sitting on top of your head.
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-19-2011, 11:26 PM | #7 | |
|
Banned
39
Rep 2,504
Posts |
Quote:
|
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-19-2011, 11:37 PM | #8 |
|
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
OK, so apparently its "rude" to make "whoosh" sounds when an asian person hands you something. I honestly thought they would appreciate the Ninja sound effects.
So a homophobe, a rapist, and a black guy walk into a bar, and everyone's like "Can I have your autograph, Kobe?" "Women can fake orgasms, but Men can fake entire relationships"
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-19-2011, 11:44 PM | #10 | |
|
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
Quote:
"The only positive thing Cash for Clunkers provided, was it got rid of 80% of Obama '08 bumper stickers"
__________________
|
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-19-2011, 11:59 PM | #11 | |
|
Major
 
53
Rep 1,357
Posts
Drives: '08 e92 335i COBB 4.01 Stage 1
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bay Area, CA (Alameda)
|
Quote:
|
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 12:01 AM | #12 | ||
|
Banned
25
Rep 63
Posts |
Quote:
 |
||
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 12:08 AM | #13 |
|
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
if cats always land on their feet and toast always lands jelly side down, then a cats feet glued to jellyside toast will hover in quantum indecision.
If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, im just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine. Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 12:10 AM | #15 |
|
2009 Alpine White/Coral Red leather 128i
20
Rep 265
Posts |
So I'm just a looker on this discussion board, but I fucking love OT and all of you that participate in it. Literally make my days go that much faster and makes them alot more enjoyable. Fucking awesome
 I'll join the mix sooner or later |
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 12:26 AM | #17 | ||
|
Captain
 
126
Rep 695
Posts |
Quote:
__________________
Quote:
  |
||
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 12:49 AM | #18 | ||
|
2009 Alpine White/Coral Red leather 128i
20
Rep 265
Posts |
Damn, bad trip. I guess theres my welcome to OT.. Lol
Quote:
|
||
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 12:55 AM | #20 |
|
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
"Today I realized if you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a women who learns her place"
Do real army rangers get pissed when their bros are campers?
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 01:44 AM | #21 | ||
|
Captain
126
Rep 695
Posts |
Quote:
__________________
Quote:
|
||
|
Appreciate
0
|
| 04-20-2011, 02:32 AM | #22 |
|
Private First Class
 
281
Rep 123
Posts |
Not too long ago I went on my buddy's FB and changed everything on there. One of the funniest things I did was change his religion to:
Religion: Dick Worship Description: Because I love to worship the most powerful thing in the Universe. 
__________________
 |
|
Appreciate
0
|
Post Reply |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
|
