[ejazbmw]

haha wow my friend just said bmw's are gay cuz there from england....and im like what are you talking about? he said and i quote him "duh British Motor Works BMW how could not know that" i just smiled and said damn i never knew that

[chbrules]

Location: new jersey

[Buffalo_Bush]

Originally Posted by chbrules

Location: new jersey

+1. haha.

[canucklion]

Is your friend currently enrolled in ESL class?

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

he said and i quote him "duh British Motor Works BMW how could not know that"

[bmw0perat0r]

idiot.

[hotrod2448]

Just tell him they're actually from Jersey. It's Bayonne Motor Works. They had to do something since the IROC went out of production.

[WagonRider]

Originally Posted by Buffalo_Bush

+1. haha.

You should have corrected him as "Bentley Motor Works"..
That's as close to British as it can get.

Oh wait..I'm sure he wouldn't know that VW owns it now..does he?

[ward]

hey, I used to think it was britsh motor works too


but that was when I was 7 and lived in Kansas

[Simmad555]

What an asshole! Everyone knows it means "Bob Marley Wagon"

[ejazbmw]

lol i think he still thinks there made in england i just played along to see how long it'll take for him to realize hes an ass.....

[ACZakka325i]

Originally Posted by Simmad555

What an asshole! Everyone knows it means "Bob Marley Wagon"

Bob Marely was recorded saying "I drive a BMW, but not because I need a fancy car, but because it stands for Bob Marley and the Wailers"

[chbrules]

Originally Posted by ACZakka325i

Bob Marely was recorded saying "I drive a BMW, but not because I need a fancy car, but because it stands for Bob Marley and the Wailers"

Did he really say that?



When I was little I used to think it was British Motor Works too. If you told me Bavarian I'd think it was the Mongols or something.

[MadDog]

I always thought it stood for Brings Me Women

[BavarianMW]

just send him the DVD that comes in that package when you buy a new BMW with the audio books, cards, letters and whatever else

[chbrules]

Originally Posted by MadDog

I always thought it stood for Brings Me Women

That's just the side effect of owning an awesome piece of engineering. BMW drive a day keeps the hairy palms away.

[LEDZEP]

You mean these are not domestic cars? I always thought it was Boise Motor Works. I was even considering the Idaho Delivery Program for my next one - I heard you got free potatoes and everything.


Actually, like Ward, I too thought is was 'Brittish'... when I was a kid.

[ukthunderace]

Watching Leno asking people geography questions on the street, I am not surprised that he wouldn't know that.
In fact, Just tell him it is Bayern and that is somewhere near London. He won't know the difference.

[Potty_Pants]

lol doesnt look good for the stereotypical NJ people

ppp

[dmboone25]

Originally Posted by ward

hey, I used to think it was britsh motor works too


but that was when I was 7 and lived in Kansas

lol

[- Paul -]

What's Gay about England??

[NaViT]

lol wow here... this is for your friend....

[Reefermadness]

From:http://w6rec.com/duane/bmw/bmwwords.htm

Babe Magnet Wunderbike
Bad Man's Wheels
Basic Marin Wheels
Badly Made Wobbler
Bad Marriage Wagon
Bald Middle-aged White guy Bank Manager Willing
Bankcard/Mastercard WelcomeBarbarian Motor Works
Barely Moving Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bavarian Marriage Wrecker
Bavarian Money Wagens
Bavarian Motorcycles (for) Wimps
Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder
Bavarian Milk Wagon
Bavarian Murder Weapon
Be My Weapon
Be My Wife
Be My Wings
Beats Me Why
Beats Mere Walking
Beats Most Winnebagos
Beats Most Women
Beast Made Whole
Beautiful Mechanical Wonders
Been Mighty Wobbly (circa /5)
Been Mighty Worryfree
Been Months Waiting
Beer,Motorcycles,Women
Bent Meeting Wall (in the case of my R90/6)
Best Machine (on) Wheels
Best Man Wins
Best Motor Works
Best Motorcycles (in the) World
Best Motorcycle Worldwide
Best Motorsport Weapon
Beyond My Wages
Big Manly Willy
Big Mean Woman
Big Mean Whore
Big Metal Wastage
Big Middleclass Wagon
Big Money Wasted
Big Money Waster
Big Money Withdrawal
Big Money Worries
Big Monthly Wage
Big Mutha Wheelie
Bikes Made Weird
Bikes Made well
Bike Might Wheelie
Bike Moves Well
Bite My Wallet
Bikers More Wise
Bikes Made Weird
Bings May Work
Bitch Moan & Whine
Bite My Weiner
Black mit White
Blew My Wad
Bloody Magic Wheels
Blow Money Willingly
Blue mit White
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Bodacious Moto-Woman
Boobs Made Welcome
Boring Motorcycle Works
Borrow Money Weekly
Bowel Moving Wonder
Break My Wallet
Break My Window (car)
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Bring Me Women
Bring Me (a) Wrecker
Bring Mechanic With (you)
Bring Money in Wallet
Bring Money With
Bring More Wampum
Bring More Warsteiner
Bring More Weinerschnitzel
Bring More Wine
Bringing More Weight
Bring My Wallet
Brings Me Women
British Mini Works
Broke Man Walking
Broke My Wrench
Broken Money Waster
Broken Motor Works
Buff My Woddie
Built My Way
Bunch (of) Maintenance Work
Bunch (of) Money Wasted
Burning Melting Wreck
Burns Men's Wallets
Bust My Wallet
But (it) Might Work
But (the) Motor's Weird
Buxom Machine Waiting...(Jugs)
Bring Mich Werkzeug,.......means Bring me tools
Basteln Mit Wonne
Bei Mercedes Weggeschmissen
Bin Masslos Wichtig
Brett Mit Warzen
Bring Mich Werkstatt
Bring Mir Werkszeug Bumse Mich Weider
Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)