[toofasttooslow]

As I'm sitting here tonight looking over the various for sale Craigslist ads (I'm in the market for a dumprunner pick-up) it occurs to me that there are a ton of humerous (mostly unintentional)posts on Craigslist. Like the guy that says "come buy my truck...I just got out of jail". Yeah buddy I purposely needed to know that just to ease my already hightened awareness about buying an old beater.

So I figured I'd start a thread of funny Craigslist ads. I'm sure it's been done before but not sure about here. I even searched for at least 30 seconds looking for a thread specifically geared towards this topic

So anything goes, want ads, rants and raves, discussion forums, and even the ever hilarious casuals.

I figure it'll be good for at least a few laughs.

I'll start out...


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lvg/440674102.html

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

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Date: 2007-10-05, 6:18AM PDT


Ø 40-ish..................................49.
Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic................................No breasts.
Ø Average looking.....................Moooo.
Ø Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Ø Feminist...............................Fat.
Ø Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
Ø New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

[Neema]

haha, i guess

[inabis]

lmao...thanks for the decoder ring...have you ever read the "casual encounters" thread?? I couldn't stop laughing at what some of the people want man...there are alotta freaks out there

[toofasttooslow]

Originally Posted by inabis

lmao...thanks for the decoder ring...have you ever read the "casual encounters" thread?? I couldn't stop laughing at what some of the people want man...there are alotta freaks out there

Yep I've been unfortunate enough to find the casual encounters section. It was brought to my attention by a buddy of mine (thanks buddy) and it took me only a couple of posts to see how weird people can be. If you find funny or just weird ones, poste em here!

[TMNT]

Originally Posted by gum5h03

Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ø Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat.