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      08-09-2011, 01:48 AM   #45
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Depends if I have to go to jail or not, if I do, then shoot myself.


Mermaid fish;

Upper body; head of a fish but girl body

or

Lower body; head of human girl but fish body



Lower body for sure.


So would you rather know exactly WHEN you would die,

OR

Know exactly HOW you would die?
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      08-10-2011, 08:00 PM   #46
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Lower body for sure.


So would you rather know exactly WHEN you would die,

OR

Know exactly HOW you would die?
How I'd die.

Forced to have a sex change and only you know the truth

OR

Eat a bowl of shit
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      08-11-2011, 10:58 AM   #47
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How I'd die.

Forced to have a sex change and only you know the truth

OR

Eat a bowl of shit
Eat a bowl of shit.

A wife with:

Huge pepperoni nipples


or

Huge beef curtains
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      08-11-2011, 11:39 AM   #48
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Eat a bowl of shit.

A wife with:

Huge pepperoni nipples


or

Huge beef curtains


Huge beef curtains

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Get molested by a pack of dogs.

Or

Get molested by a pack of homeless guys.
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      08-12-2011, 06:01 PM   #49
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Now thats a fucked up question , this^^

but i thing dogs... cleaner they are i think


Hairy balls

or

bald balls

( to have of course)
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