[TahoeOG]

So a skeleton goes into a bar and says to the bartender....

Give me a shot and a mop




Q - What did the toilet seat say to the toilet???
A - You might get more ass than i do, but i don't have to take shit from nobody.



A fish goes into a bar and says to the bartender....
I'll have water.



A peruvian dad with his son....
Son - Dad, dad... I don't want to go to USA
Dad - Shut up and keep swiming
(I'm part peruvian so don't worry i'm not racist)



Anyway some jokes i know of many, i'm bored at work and killing time untill 3pm get's here. Let me know what you think