[Litos]

i would say 95% of gay people like Lady Gaga....

and i would say those 95% will rot from a poisonous AIDS death.....

it happens - such is life...

[samchoi604]

Originally Posted by shah269

1) No single moms!
2) No fat chicks!
3) No slobs!

My gf used to have a coworker who are all three. Not only that, but her personality is quite evil, always trying to step on others to work her way up the corporate ladder. She recently hooked up with another male fat slob.

[infinitekidM2C]

Originally Posted by samchoi604

My gf used to have a coworker who are all three. Not only that, but her personality is quite evil, always trying to step on others to work her way up the corporate ladder. She recently hooked up with another male fat slob.

how was she?

[fre2bpowerless]

Im in that weird part of bimmerpost again :P

[shah269]

I was just having morning coffee with my admin talking about all my dumb ass meetings today...and she has three daughters and she agreed that if her daughters came home with a sloppy mess she would have to have a little talk with them.
Who knew! I thought it was interesting.
I guess we all just want what is best for our kids?

[ScaredOnce]

Fat chicks, much like hookers, have no souls.

This will be taught to my sons and daughters.

[shah269]

But what if your kid brings home a stripper?

[David1]

Originally Posted by shah269

But what if your kid brings home a stripper?

Would need to share to make sure she was OK

[shah269]

http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/th...-bad-reactions
If she came home with one of these I would have no choice but to kill my kid!

[carve]

Your mom is almost as cool as this thread!

I'll tell ya though- I once met a single mom who I'd make an exception for. She had a kid at 17, but she model-hot, was ridiculously smart and making $350k/yr running her own businesses by 30 (by which time the kid was already in her teens), she had the libido of a rabbit, and was super adventerous. That's a single mom worth breaking the rules over. Unfortunately, a tiny bit crazy, too, due to a messed-up upbringing.

So, if a single mom is hot, smart, fun, and loaded, I'd make an exception. No slobs or fat chix though :P

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by evoi19

Your mom sounds pretty shallow and basically taught her son's the same thing.

I'm not saying i like overweight women, but hey they're human too and they know they're overweight and lazy. They need the motivation to get up and get to the gym.

What if you married a girl who was skinny and beautiful and when she had kids, ended up with a spare tire and tits as paper weights. Or what if she developed thyroid disease? Would you still be with her?

I'd divorce that cow. She can take her hypothyroidism and go find herself a nice chubby chaser or just be single and hang out with the rest of her hippo troop