Any good April fools jokes?

eamon · 04-01-2013, 09:14 AM

Anyone have some genius ideas to pull on a girlfriend
Discuss

Mr Tonka · 04-01-2013, 09:50 AM

Sleep with her sister and don't tell her.... jokes on her!

or... you could get her wasted and have your name tattooed just above her ass...Classic!

Most pranks on a GF are kind of personal. So without knowing anything about you and her, it's kind of difficult to come up with "genius" ideas for you.

do you live together? does she park her car out side at night? does she car about her car? what are some things that get on her nerves? (other than her having to make all the decisions in the relationship) Is she bleach blond? Fat? Skinny? Allergies? Animal lover, hater? Drink alcohol? That'll do to get us started.

GarySL · 04-01-2013, 10:20 AM

Ask her if she would marry you. That's what I did, 28 years ago & have been happily married all those years. We still celebrate April Fools Day as a special day.

Whatever you chose to do, be classy, so you both can laugh about it afterwards.

shah269 · 04-01-2013, 10:37 AM

Well....there is always the "going gay" joke......
The ever popular "Joining the army"
and "I just bought you a new boob job!"

Joekerr · 04-01-2013, 11:05 AM

My wife hates hand lotion / creams because they never rub in fully and always leave her hands feeling a little greasy.

Today, I will be dumping out what remains of her hand sanitizer (which she doesn't mind since it evaporates), and replacing it with personal lubricant (KY). And then I will take her to a restaurant and ask to borrow it, which will make her want some...and watch her rub it in for minutes wondering why it is not evaporating.

shah269 · 04-01-2013, 11:35 AM

WOW!
EVIL!
You may die!

Joekerr · 04-01-2013, 12:02 PM

I might...but it will be with a smile on my face and laughter in my throat.

badazzm · 04-01-2013, 01:00 PM

Said "Joining the army" one. She said, "Thank God you are doing something about your laziness". Shit backfired.

manutdas11 · 04-01-2013, 10:29 PM

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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Sleep with her sister and don't tell her.... jokes on her! or... you could get her wasted and have your name tattooed just above her ass...Classic! Most pranks on a GF are kind of personal. So without knowing anything about you and her, it's kind of difficult to come up with "genius" ideas for you. do you live together? does she park her car out side at night? does she car about her car? what are some things that get on her nerves? (other than her having to make all the decisions in the relationship) Is she bleach blond? Fat? Skinny? Allergies? Animal lover, hater? Drink alcohol? That'll do to get us started. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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GarySL Lieutenant 2936 Rep 410 Posts Drives: 2006 Carrera 4S Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Humboldt Co., CA iTrader: (0)	Ask her if she would marry you. That's what I did, 28 years ago & have been happily married all those years. We still celebrate April Fools Day as a special day. Whatever you chose to do, be classy, so you both can laugh about it afterwards. __________________ '08 335xi (E90), 6MT, Arctic/Black, ZPP, ZSP (18"s), ZCW, CA, PDC, i-Pod Ordered-March 7, 2008, Shipped via Graceful Leader-March 21, 2008, Arrived Port Hueneme-April 11, 2008, Delivered-April 21, 2008
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shah269 Major 332 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	Well....there is always the "going gay" joke...... The ever popular "Joining the army" and "I just bought you a new boob job!"
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Joekerr Banned 7935 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	My wife hates hand lotion / creams because they never rub in fully and always leave her hands feeling a little greasy. Today, I will be dumping out what remains of her hand sanitizer (which she doesn't mind since it evaporates), and replacing it with personal lubricant (KY). And then I will take her to a restaurant and ask to borrow it, which will make her want some...and watch her rub it in for minutes wondering why it is not evaporating.
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shah269 Major 332 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	WOW! EVIL! You may die!
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badazzm Lieutenant 21 Rep 536 Posts Drives: RRS GT2 Join Date: May 2012 Location: San Jose, CA iTrader: (1)	Said "Joining the army" one. She said, "Thank God you are doing something about your laziness". Shit backfired.
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