[Lups]

Thank you @squishy, your story made me laugh from start to finnish.

[grimlock]

Squishy - did she disown you or rape you after that?

[iDriveanXi]

You guys are fucking hilarious! I've literally been laughing for the past hour. Squishy that was an epic story. I can't believe I've not been surfing this section for the past 4 years!

[UncleWede]

^ Welcome to the REAL reason for Bimmerpost

[upstatedoc]

squishy story sketchy..

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by Lups

Thank you @squishy, your story made me laugh from start to finnish.

I see what you did there!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Bobble

I see what you did there!

Lol, accident but a good one.

Oh I just got a text from back home: " you bought a bimmer? I will take that while we're there".

I can not wait till my brother realizes he won't even see the keys! And I can't wait for the awkward moment at the airport when they realize they won't fit into my car with their luggage. And I can't wait till they realize they need to rent a car to move here since my phone won't work and that even the kids are not happy about this visit.

If I make through this one alive, I'll probably need some therapy. 9 days left and all I think about is how to get out of this one. One of our relatives is apparently dying and my only hope now is that they have to stay for the funeral.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by iDriveanXi

You guys are fucking hilarious! I've literally been laughing for the past hour. Squishy that was an epic story. I can't believe I've not been surfing this section for the past 4 years!

Now you've found the reason to join, welcome.