To all E90Post Members... This is my Confession.

Kiemyster · 12-13-2007, 05:15 PM

being a member for a year+ now, ive been hiding the real reason why i bought my BMW. But i think ive grown close enough to many members here and i feel secure about saying it.

The only reason why i have a BMW is because im compensating for my small penis.

there. i said it.

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 05:18 PM

me to,but i dont have a 3'er, i got the former

livnlegacy · 12-13-2007, 05:19 PM

or vouch from schneid4323

schneid4323 · 12-13-2007, 05:20 PM

I always knew Kie had a small penis. No not from personal experiance...

BMWnation · 12-13-2007, 05:21 PM

STUPID TRINIDIANS

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 05:22 PM

^its trinidadians

Kiemyster · 12-13-2007, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russell2nr

^its trinidadians

BMWnation · 12-13-2007, 05:24 PM

Whatever they call you stupid people down there. Who gives a shit.

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 05:25 PM

^

12-13-2007, 05:26 PM

where is trinidad and tobbaco anyway? or tobago yeah whatever

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 05:29 PM

Kiemyster · 12-13-2007, 05:44 PM

ahahah lovely map there russell

ejazbmw · 12-13-2007, 06:10 PM

you should of gotten the 6series then since its long

ArmyBimmerDude · 12-13-2007, 06:11 PM

Holy crap! You guys have internet there?

carchrism5 · 12-13-2007, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

you should of gotten the 6series then since its long

or a 7 series with 22's

ATG · 12-13-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Holy crap! You guys have internet there?

No shit! I thought it's closer to Puerto Rico, but it's practically South America.

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 06:37 PM

^nahh,its the little island right next to venezula in south america,i re-edited the map there so you could see a bit better, and here cars are right hand drive

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Holy crap! You guys have internet there?

apparantly we do, and we live in little straw huts as well

OC Guy · 12-13-2007, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Holy crap! You guys have internet there?

Yes but it's powered by a Haitian on a bike.

ArmyBimmerDude · 12-13-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OC 335i

Yes but it's powered by a Haitian on a bike.

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OC 335i

Yes but it's powered by a Haitian on a bike.

you are wrong there good sir, its powered by a little mexican dwarf running on a threadmill who thinks he's gonna get algerian snails to eat when he's done,poor fella

djmatty · 12-13-2007, 08:10 PM

"Trinidoodads"

12-13-2007, 05:15 PM	#1
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 503 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	To all E90Post Members... This is my Confession. being a member for a year+ now, ive been hiding the real reason why i bought my BMW. But i think ive grown close enough to many members here and i feel secure about saying it. The only reason why i have a BMW is because im compensating for my small penis. there. i said it. __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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12-13-2007, 05:18 PM	#2
Ru$$ell M0derator 135 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	me to,but i dont have a 3'er, i got the former __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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12-13-2007, 05:19 PM	#3
livnlegacy Original Member 15 Rep 560 Posts Drives: Alpine E36 M3, 02 325iT Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Austin, TX iTrader: (6) Garage List o7 E90 335i [0.00]	or vouch from schneid4323
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12-13-2007, 05:20 PM	#4
schneid4323 Banned 356 Rep 1,134 Posts Drives: 335i, M6 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Dallas TX iTrader: (0)	I always knew Kie had a small penis. No not from personal experiance...
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12-13-2007, 05:21 PM	#5
BMWnation BMWnation 434 Rep 524 Posts Drives: 335i, 535, M4 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bergen NJ iTrader: (1)	STUPID TRINIDIANS
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12-13-2007, 05:22 PM	#6
Ru$$ell M0derator 135 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^its trinidadians __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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12-13-2007, 05:24 PM	#8
BMWnation BMWnation 434 Rep 524 Posts Drives: 335i, 535, M4 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bergen NJ iTrader: (1)	Whatever they call you stupid people down there. Who gives a shit.
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12-13-2007, 05:25 PM	#9
Ru$$ell M0derator 135 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^ __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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12-13-2007, 05:26 PM	#10
nico335 Guest 0 Rep n/a Posts Drives:	where is trinidad and tobbaco anyway? or tobago yeah whatever
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12-13-2007, 05:29 PM	#11
Ru$$ell M0derator 135 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	__________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad Last edited by Ru$$ell; 12-13-2007 at 06:41 PM..
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12-13-2007, 05:44 PM	#12
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 503 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	ahahah lovely map there russell __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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12-13-2007, 06:10 PM	#13
ejazbmw blahhh 322 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	you should of gotten the 6series then since its long
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12-13-2007, 06:11 PM	#14
ArmyBimmerDude Major General 163 Rep 5,497 Posts Drives: Lola Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Georgia iTrader: (3) Garage List 02/2007 E92 335i [0.00]	Holy crap! You guys have internet there? __________________ 2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
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12-13-2007, 06:37 PM	#17
Ru$$ell M0derator 135 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^nahh,its the little island right next to venezula in south america,i re-edited the map there so you could see a bit better, and here cars are right hand drive __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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12-13-2007, 08:10 PM	#22
djmatty Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 282 Posts Drives: 2003 330i; 1999 328i (RIP) Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: somewhere south iTrader: (0)	"Trinidoodads" __________________
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