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      04-01-2016, 06:29 PM   #177
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One of the hardest skills in professional sports, hit a round ball traveling at 90+ mph with a round bat....
try hitting a round ball staying still on the grass...even harder LOL
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try hitting a round ball staying still on the grass...even harder LOL
yea, but we are only talking about sports with real athletes
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try hitting a round ball staying still on the grass...even harder LOL
yea, but we are only talking about sports with real athletes
Tiger Rory Dustin are more athletic than 80% of baseball players lol

Other pro athletes can't even put together an athletic swing. They look retarded doing it
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Tiger Rory Dustin are more athletic than 80% of baseball players lol

Other pro athletes can't even put together an athletic swing. They look retarded doing it
For every Rory, Tiger, and Dustin...I can name:

'The Walrus" Stadler
The "Jr" Walrus, Kevin Stadler
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Heck - Even Lefty Phil is a doughboy now

Take a PGA golfer and a MLB player and put them in a basketball or football game...PGA loses 10/10 times.
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Tiger Rory Dustin are more athletic than 80% of baseball players lol

Other pro athletes can't even put together an athletic swing. They look retarded doing it
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try hitting a round ball staying still on the grass...even harder LOL
Golf is easy
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Tiger Rory Dustin are more athletic than 80% of baseball players lol

Other pro athletes can't even put together an athletic swing. They look retarded doing it
For every Rory, Tiger, and Dustin...I can name:

'The Walrus" Stadler
The "Jr" Walrus, Kevin Stadler
John Daily

Heck - Even Lefty Phil is a doughboy now

Take a PGA golfer and a MLB player and put them in a basketball or football game...PGA loses 10/10 times.
Not sure about that! There are tons of fat out of shape baseball plays.

I'm sure David Ortiz can run a pickup game

Watch the younger generation of golfers. You're talking about 50 year olds!
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Just finished core and upper routine 1MOREMOD and I also consumed two large slices of little Caesars stuffed crust deep dish pizza and Jamaican brown stew chicken beforehand, washed down by preworkout and animal flex pills.



Needless to say, I went fucking hammer.
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Just finished core and upper routine 1MOREMOD and I also consumed two large slices of little Caesars stuffed crust deep dish pizza and Jamaican brown stew chicken beforehand, washed down by preworkout and animal flex pills.



Needless to say, I went fucking hammer.
Heh
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Just finished core and upper routine 1MOREMOD and I also consumed two large slices of little Caesars stuffed crust deep dish pizza and Jamaican brown stew chicken beforehand, washed down by preworkout and animal flex pills.



Needless to say, I went fucking hammer.
Heh
Shit dinner was almost 2,000 by itself.
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Shit dinner was almost 2,000 by itself.
Heh
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I was feeling pretty lofty.
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I was feeling pretty lofty.
I can attest that Little Ceasar's makes me feel quite Lofty
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Easy? Shoot, I can hit a softball a mile out but a golfball just throws my back out...boring as hell to watch, but play? Don't need more pain.
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Not sure about that! There are tons of fat out of shape baseball plays.

I'm sure David Ortiz can run a pickup game

Watch the younger generation of golfers. You're talking about 50 year olds!
Umm, yea....NO.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/jaso...ng-minor-stir/

I was at the 2014 US Open...can confirm, some Boar Hogs in the younger generation.

And I am sure David Ortiz can run 90 feet without stopping
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I played most sports growing up, but if you are looking for the most difficult, in my book it is Ice Hockey. You are doing everything while skating on ice. This alone takes it to a whole different level. The stick is curved and you are trying to manipulate a round hard rubber puck. Meanwhile you are fair game for attack. You also have to know how to fight. The ice is as hard as concrete. You can't touch the puck. Many sports require skill or endurance or strength, but in hockey you have to have it all. I played for fifteen years and loved every minute of it.
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Easy? Shoot, I can hit a softball a mile out but a golfball just throws my back out...boring as hell to watch, but play? Don't need more pain.
My friend wanted to teach me how to golf, so I taught my dog to steal golf balls.

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Speaking of roasting marshmallows, my heavens the hefty women are growing more brazen by the day.


Perhaps because they realize that it's now or never for them (or the concept of weight loss is as foreign as subtlety), they are getting restless and aggressive.


I logged into my bumble and tinder accounts after months because I can't sleep for some reason, and there were explicit solicitations left and right. Smh.


Some of us have standards. At least find me on Facebook or somewhere I frequent more regularly so I can give you what you're looking for.
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Speaking of roasting marshmallows, my heavens the hefty women are growing more brazen by the day.


Perhaps because they realize that it's now or never for them (or the concept of weight loss is as foreign as subtlety), they are getting restless and aggressive.


I logged into my bumble and tinder accounts after months because I can't sleep for some reason, and there were explicit solicitations left and right. Smh.


Some of us have standards. At least find me on Facebook or somewhere I frequent more regularly so I can give you what you're looking for.
How brazen. I suppose you are looking for a more "Humble Bumble"?
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Speaking of roasting marshmallows, my heavens the hefty women are growing more brazen by the day.


Perhaps because they realize that it's now or never for them (or the concept of weight loss is as foreign as subtlety), they are getting restless and aggressive.


I logged into my bumble and tinder accounts after months because I can't sleep for some reason, and there were explicit solicitations left and right. Smh.


Some of us have standards. At least find me on Facebook or somewhere I frequent more regularly so I can give you what you're looking for.
How brazen. I suppose you are looking for a more "Humble Bumble"?
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I played most sports growing up, but if you are looking for the most difficult, in my book it is Ice Hockey. You are doing everything while skating on ice. This alone takes it to a whole different level. The stick is curved and you are trying to manipulate a round hard rubber puck. Meanwhile you are fair game for attack. You also have to know how to fight. The ice is as hard as concrete. You can't touch the puck. Many sports require skill or endurance or strength, but in hockey you have to have it all. I played for fifteen years and loved every minute of it.
Without a doubt. Hockey players are warriors. By far the best sport to watch. Even a boring hockey game trumps all other sports, save for playoff time.

Attending all sports is fun. At a baseball game I find myself having more fun drinking beers, getting food, hanging out with people, and checking out what's going on with the game here and there. haha At hockey, i'm like how the fuck am I going to get another beer and not miss any play time.
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Easy? Shoot, I can hit a softball a mile out but a golfball just throws my back out...boring as hell to watch, but play? Don't need more pain.
Well I can do that too. Golf isn't boring, it's a never ending challenge.
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