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      04-02-2016, 09:26 AM   #199
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Literally 3 different dudes have come to me in the past couple of days for advice on why they can't get laid and on why they feel shitty because they didn't get laid.
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Not sure about that! There are tons of fat out of shape baseball plays.

I'm sure David Ortiz can run a pickup game

Watch the younger generation of golfers. You're talking about 50 year olds!
Umm, yea....NO.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/jaso...ng-minor-stir/

I was at the 2014 US Open...can confirm, some Boar Hogs in the younger generation.

And I am sure David Ortiz can run 90 feet without stopping
Haha he can barely get doubles!
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Literally 3 different dudes have come to me in the past couple of days for advice on why they can't get laid and on why they feel shitty because they didn't get laid.
Why the proper sentences. Literally.
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Why the proper sentences. Literally.
Because, my good sir, it is the morning.
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Literally 3 different dudes have come to me in the past couple of days for advice on why they can't get laid and on why they feel shitty because they didn't get laid.
How, pray tell good sir, are you the authority on such dire matters?
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      04-02-2016, 10:17 AM   #204
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How, pray tell good sir, are you the authority on such dire matters?
Well, guv'nor, I have had the utmost of pleasures of having eclectic companions, of the female variety, on many occasions, even though of my relatively ordinary look and demeanor.

Quite a few of my mates are in the stage of life where female companionship is of the utmost of priorities. Unfortunately for them, the females that they attempt to associate themselves with are not interested in the casual shag, as I call it. In many cases, the females in question are quite promiscuous in nature, however my ol' chums are not up to her standards, leaving them to be pitifully strum along like a Cello B-flat minor.

Oh tis' a cruel we world we live in.
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I played most sports growing up, but if you are looking for the most difficult, in my book it is Ice Hockey. You are doing everything while skating on ice. This alone takes it to a whole different level. The stick is curved and you are trying to manipulate a round hard rubber puck. Meanwhile you are fair game for attack. You also have to know how to fight. The ice is as hard as concrete. You can't touch the puck. Many sports require skill or endurance or strength, but in hockey you have to have it all. I played for fifteen years and loved every minute of it.
Finally someone who thinks like me. I always have this argument with all the soccer, football and baseball fans around me. And what's more look how many days of the week they play and the level that they have to play.
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Without a doubt. Hockey players are warriors. By far the best sport to watch. Even a boring hockey game trumps all other sports, save for playoff time.

Attending all sports is fun. At a baseball game I find myself having more fun drinking beers, getting food, hanging out with people, and checking out what's going on with the game here and there. haha At hockey, i'm like how the fuck am I going to get another beer and not miss any play time.
No sport comes close to the thrill of a sudden death OT in a game 7. Flat out as good as it gets.
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      04-02-2016, 04:36 PM   #209
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I played most sports growing up, but if you are looking for the most difficult, in my book it is Ice Hockey. You are doing everything while skating on ice. This alone takes it to a whole different level. The stick is curved and you are trying to manipulate a round hard rubber puck. Meanwhile you are fair game for attack. You also have to know how to fight. The ice is as hard as concrete. You can't touch the puck. Many sports require skill or endurance or strength, but in hockey you have to have it all. I played for fifteen years and loved every minute of it.
Finally someone who thinks like me. I always have this argument with all the soccer, football and baseball fans around me. And what's more look how many days of the week they play and the level that they have to play.
I played ice hockey as well. Fun as shit!
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So, we got a bunch of hockey fans here--how come no one ever posts in the hockey thread?
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Haha he can barely get doubles!
Still gettin' paid tho...
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats the NCAA March Madness...

Speaking of the Tourney - I have the Heels beating Nova in 4 of my 12 brackets, and Nova over the Heels in 2 of the 12.

Not too bad...
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Haha he can barely get doubles!
Still gettin' paid tho...
Well all athletes do though.
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Well all athletes do though.
Make that statement to the US Women's Soccer team
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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats the NCAA March Madness...

Speaking of the Tourney - I have the Heels beating Nova in 4 of my 12 brackets, and Nova over the Heels in 2 of the 12.

Not too bad...
I can't get into college anything. Amateurs.
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Well all athletes do though.
Make that statement to the US Women's Soccer team
They're woman dude.
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They're woman dude.
I like your thinking...

Barefoot and pregnant....that sandwich ain't gonna make itself
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