[M_Six]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'm also on the verizon network...

It's starting to sound like user error !!!

I'm willing to accept that if I knew what the error was.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Or someone hacked the accounts and is sexting with your wife posing as you

Posing as me? Hmm. It'd have to Frosty the Snowman, Moby Dick, or the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Otherwise they wouldn't fool her for a second.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Here let me send a nude holding a pack of bacon to make sure it's still operating correctly.

"The Verizon Wireless customer you are trying to reach, is no longer available... If you believe you have reached this message in error, please send your dick pics to ASBSECU E93 ..."

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Posing as me? Hmm. It'd have to Frosty the Snowman, Moby Dick, or the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Otherwise they wouldn't fool her for a second.

Hehe... I am trying to figure this out exactly... you seem to be implying that you are very large and white.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hehe... I am trying to figure this out exactly... you seem to be implying that you are very large and white.

Well, sort of. The white part is certainly right. Too much Irish in me. I wear shirts so as not to blind the sun.

[M_Six]

Oh, just remembered, Wifey and I just updated to iOS 9.3.3 before this started. You on 9.3.3 shoei?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Well, sort of. The white part is certainly right. Too much Irish in me. I wear shirts so as not to blind the sun.

Haha... know that feeling... thankfully, since moving to FL, I managed to take on a more ivory tone...

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha... know that feeling... thankfully, since moving to FL, I managed to take on a more ivory tone...

I'd look like a cooked lobster. I burn to a crisp, then peel (really more like molting), then I'm back to alabaster. I always have to be careful about the top of my head since that's the only part of me that's getting thinner.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by M_Six

I'd look like a cooked lobster. I burn to a crisp, then peel (really more like molting), then I'm back to alabaster. I always have to be careful about the top of my head since that's the only part of me that's getting thinner.

Haha... that used to literally be me. White - red - white. You have to move down here, get you a nice base going. You'll be fine. We have a nice college in town! Need more cool bimmer people.

[shoei]

Yeah... Latest firmware...

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yeah... Latest firmware...

Rats. Another promising theory shot down by the presence of an ugly fact.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Haha... that used to literally be me. White - red - white. You have to move down here, get you a nice base going. You'll be fine. We have a nice college in town! Need more cool bimmer people.

My sister and Mom live in Orlando. Sis is always trying to get me to find a job at UCF, but I'm not big on Orlando. I could be talked into living in or around St. Augustine, though. Flagler College would be a cool place to work.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by M_Six

My sister and Mom live in Orlando. Sis is always trying to get me to find a job at UCF, but I'm not big on Orlando. I could be talked into living in or around St. Augustine, though. Flagler College would be a cool place to work.

Come all the way to Ft Myers - FGCU or the newly renamed FSW (formerly Edison College). Way better than Orlando.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by M_Six

Rats. Another promising theory shot down by the presence of an ugly fact.

Hold up !!! I lied... I'm not on 9.3.3...

But, I will update in about 10 minutes and text out this theory for you... I'm good as long as the phone app works...

[shoei]

My bad...

[shoei]

Okay, I'm ready... Let's put your theory to test...
Eehhh, ASBSECU E93 and Axius ??

[shoei]

Web.whatsapp works perfectly fine for me...

User error !!!! Calling it now...

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by shoei

Web.whatsapp works perfectly fine for me...

User error !!!! Calling it now...

Thanks for checking. I was thinking of reverting back to 9.3.2, but it's not worth the hassle for one app. Maybe it'll start working again like it did yesterday. Bizarre.