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Obama gets assassinated as he is about to win the white house. Some red neck out of South Carolina pops him while he's at a rally because he doesn't want Barrack Hussein Obama (rhymes too much with osama), to be president.
Scientists discover another planet. WHO CARES!!! This summer will be hot. It will be so hot, that the Predator (El Diablo cazador de hombres)will be sent to hunt humans in the Colombian jungles. Bush keeps bluffing about Iran, and does nothing. Britney Spears recovers (she stops faking she's crazy). Researchers discover that a glass of red wine every day is good for the heart, but makes you an alcoholic. OJ writes a book from jail called, "I did it sucka, I cut the bitch's throat and I enjoyed it" but says it's a fictional book that has nothing to do with reality. OJ continues his search for Nicole's killer. The Washing DC judge who sued a Korean dry cleaning store for $54million after they lost his pants decides to sue the Catholic Church for $1.6 billion because Jesus didn't answer his prayers. I'll get a chick knocked up in 2008, and slip a RU-486 abortion pill in her coffee to flush the kid out. |
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blu-ray wins and HD DVD gives up.
New Macbook pro release iPhone getting Flash support and maybe a new 3G iPhone
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I really want a winner to become clear so I can start buying my new shit I really want Congress to care about something more substantial then roids in baseball. Isn't there a war going oh that they could have plenty of hearings on. But no, Clemens and McNamme were the hot topic yesterday. You want my side? Sure Clemens prolly took roids and HGH and yes it was illegal by law but was not illegal or tested for in baseball. So he broke the law but didn't break baseballs rules. In the end who gives a flying fuck what the dude did 2,3,4, 10 years ago as long as he's not doing it now.
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I've been having some strange feeling about this year. There will be a major natural disaster, either earthquake or volacanic erruption. Hope not though.
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yah im with you on Obama never reaching white house. either this entire country is gonna get anti-black and vote for McCain *cough* churches *cough*
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Sounds like this wouldn't be the first time
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Warner went blu, blockbuster,nextflix, bestbuy etc... the only 2 studios that are supporting HD DVD is Universal and Paramount
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I think I read something a week or two ago that Universal's contract with HD-DVD was up and no new talks to renew were in the works. We're in trouble if Hillary makes it to the office too. |
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That seals the deal. Blu-ray it is.
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yea i dont see him as a president of US either but if he makes it, more props to him. However, he might get wacked while serving his term as president.
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IMHO, VHS won out over Beta because the tapes were bigger, and you could record longer. And yes, I remember the Beta vs VHS wars.....
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Most African Americans will vote for Obama.
Most Women will vote for Hillary. IMO, it has been logical to have nothing but White Males running for President to keep the bias down.. The voters reaction got me thinking about it.. It seems like the news is only covering Obama, Clinton, Huckabee, and McCain.. Obama and Clinton overshadowing everyone else because of them bringing a new race and gender to the table, all of their opinions and beliefs aside. I don't think that i've seen Ron Paul on the news once yet, to me it seems like the government or someone told news organizations not to televise him. If elected, Clinton will be killed based on pure idiocy, and Obama will be killed because of a biased vote. Now on to other matters.. •I will probably become addicted to Citrus Twist Tic Tacs. •An American will bomb some major Government building because he dislikes our Government and how corrupt it is. •I will start trading stocks again and make enough to move to Iceland. •I will find a girlfriend that isn't crazy or a gold digger. •A 10 million dollar or more bank heist will go down. •The American Dollar will continue to drop regardless of its actual worth, and people will help drag it down with their lowered perception of it. •There will be two large Hurricanes come up the gulf. •There will be an obscene amount of drug money found by our Government. •It will be hot as hell during summer. •Birth rates will drop. •Crime rates will go up. •If Obama doesn't win, African Americans will call upon Jesse Jackson and assemble a march through Washington D.C., they will then talk about how racist everyone is. •More of America will start accepting the Euro as a payment method. •For a week straight I will fight everyone I see wearing a Tapout shirt. •I will turn 20. •People will turn on Apple, realizing that they aren't what they are cracked up to be. •Laws will be enforced to a ridiculous measure by Police. •New Laws will be made to generate more income for the government. •People will take up arms against the Government and It's officials, until the Government is finally one for the people. •etc..etc..etc.. People see the worst in things, and expect the worst.. You never hear anyone say, "Hey, I think we will find a cure for AIDS this year". It's human nature.. A pretty good read.. http://www.reason.com/news/show/124055.html -Nathan
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actually, if you believe in the bible, the armagedon will involve a fire, not a flood
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hah. come on. its called the whitehouse for a reason. a black man can only be president when there is a new facility, and the whitehouse is destroyed.
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I guest one of my predictions is going to be true after all http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/14/t...o-drop-hd-dvd/
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yea, i agree with most of you...i also have that feeling that something naturally bad is gonna happen such as Mt.Fugi erupting and melting most of tokyo, or the summers will be crazy hot.....something like that. A really random 2008 fact:
Did you know that Audi sponsored the 2008 Beijing Olympics? Olympic Officials will ride around in A8L and A6Ls over there, and these cars will be sold to dealerships....with an A8L at about 30% off msrp....and an A6L maybe around 15% off.... |
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