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      03-13-2008, 12:49 AM   #23
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I read that article earlier today. If she was indeed stuck to the seat that had to be pried off the toilet, how did she wipe? I guess the toilet never got stopped up? Was it ever cleaned? It's safe to say she hadn't taken a bath or shower in two years? What did she do in the bathroom all day? Did she have a TV, computer, GameBoy or Chicken Soup for the Soul to read? How does one get stuck to a toilet seat unless you sit on it, then grow around it?
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mustve been a japanese toilet with butt washer, heated seats, maybe a lcd tv. and reclining back seat for sleeping. who watched idiocracy. the guy's lazyboy recliner had a toilet built in.
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      03-13-2008, 01:03 PM   #28
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      03-13-2008, 01:12 PM   #29
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i call though on the whole thing
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      03-13-2008, 01:58 PM   #30
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Yea pictures or it never happened.
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      03-14-2008, 12:20 AM   #31
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if she was on the toilet for 2 years... then where did her boyfriend takes pisses and shits??? on her? lmao hahahah
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      03-14-2008, 01:02 AM   #32
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BS.

if it took the boyfriend 2 years to call the cops then he's mentally ill too. they probably traded off sitting on the toilet and gave her the credit.
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