❯ Funny - Some Wise Words - Short Read
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Funny - Some Wise Words - Short Read
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. ------------ Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell A Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE. ----------- Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him. Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. ----------- If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. ------------ Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE. ------------ When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. ----------- Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. 
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My favorite one is the first one.
(should be in The Lighter Side category) |
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| 05-04-2008, 01:47 AM | #4 |
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great stuff, i loved the marriage one best though ahaha
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ohh. i dont get the one with the four ants. someone help a dumbass out please?
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