One Shot

tinobw · 11-16-2007, 04:03 PM

One Shot

Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, "Hey, i can see your house from here...and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy."

The other says: "Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates."

The buddy replies: "Easy. I can make that in one shot."

ianbiz · 11-16-2007, 08:30 PM

oldie goodie

ejazbmw · 11-16-2007, 09:11 PM

ha you stole that shit from larry the cable guy or ron white I forgot which one said it.

CRZ410S · 04-04-2008, 09:24 PM

It was Larry the cable guy. Still- good stuff!

Year's_End · 04-04-2008, 10:41 PM

Go for the headshot!

pmeloche · 04-05-2008, 08:18 PM

A quick one.

E90330iS · 04-06-2008, 05:33 AM

haha so funny

Hanjob · 05-16-2008, 03:30 PM

I get it. Oral Sex

Hawkeye · 05-16-2008, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanjob

I get it. Oral Sex

I get it... hand job

11-16-2007, 04:03 PM	#1
tinobw Private First Class 17 Rep 144 Posts Drives: My Car Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Mission Viejo, CA iTrader: (1)	One Shot One Shot Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, "Hey, i can see your house from here...and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy." The other says: "Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates." The buddy replies: "Easy. I can make that in one shot."
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11-16-2007, 08:30 PM	#2
ianbiz Back in a BMW 208 Rep 5,208 Posts Drives: 2015 335i Msport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dallas, TX iTrader: (8)	oldie goodie __________________ Ian
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11-16-2007, 09:11 PM	#3
ejazbmw blahhh 318 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	ha you stole that shit from larry the cable guy or ron white I forgot which one said it.
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04-04-2008, 09:24 PM	#4
CRZ410S First Lieutenant 18 Rep 397 Posts Drives: 08 335i Vert Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Suburbs of Philly iTrader: (0)	It was Larry the cable guy. Still- good stuff! __________________ E93 08 335i Vert \| 6 spd \| Barbera Red ext/Blk Int \| Sprt/Prem pkgs \| Comfort/Nav/Ipod/Sirius \| + some custom work
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04-04-2008, 10:41 PM	#5
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1245 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Go for the headshot! __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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04-05-2008, 08:18 PM	#6
pmeloche Lieutenant Colonel 24 Rep 1,604 Posts Drives: 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal, Canada iTrader: (0)	A quick one. __________________ Patrice 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Vermillion Red
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04-06-2008, 05:33 AM	#7
E90330iS Major General 148 Rep 6,333 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arcadia, California iTrader: (56) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	haha so funny __________________ 2017 BMW M4 DCT Lease Transfer: https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...8#post23736398
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05-16-2008, 03:30 PM	#8
Hanjob Future Owner 0 Rep 57 Posts Drives: Future 335i Sedan Join Date: May 2008 Location: Nor Cal iTrader: (0)	I get it. Oral Sex
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