Men's Logic (Divorce court)

Comet · 05-24-2008, 08:09 PM

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

flyer333 · 05-24-2008, 08:28 PM

ROFL ROFL ROLF !!! good one bud

ianbiz · 05-24-2008, 11:30 PM

point well taken.

Robertbog · 05-24-2008, 11:41 PM

ahahhahah drunk rofl

05-24-2008, 08:09 PM	#1
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