The US Army is developing the world's most powerful laser weapon!

TiMSport · 05-02-2021, 03:40 PM

Very cool. Don't mess with the US Army!

https://www.roadandtrack.com/offbeat...0Non%20Openers

RugbyBro · 05-02-2021, 06:29 PM

I'm still waiting for "sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads"

TiMSport · 05-02-2021, 06:40 PM

Lol. We may also be in competition with Israel since they reportedly have "Jewish space lasers" targeting people from space.

jmg · 05-02-2021, 11:48 PM

I can't wait until I can make a sword out of it... like some kind of lasersaber!

LaVitaEBella · 05-03-2021, 12:05 AM

I like how the members of this community don't take this news seriously. LOL.

sygazelle · 05-03-2021, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Very cool. Don't mess with the US Army!

https://www.roadandtrack.com/offbeat...0Non%20Openers

I wonder if they will be able to code anti-dazzle.

Chihuahua · 05-03-2021, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by LaVitaEBella

I like how the members of this community don't take this news seriously. LOL.

I take it VERY seriously. Looking forward to the day where this tech trickles down to my car and I can use it on slow drivers hogging the left lane.

TiMSport · 05-03-2021, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chihuahua

I take it VERY seriously. Looking forward to the day where this tech trickles down to my car and I can use it on slow drivers hogging the left lane.

Yes just imagine BMW offering the Ultrashort Pulse Laser (UPL) option on their vehicles. Something tells me it would be quite popular. Forget about the tame laser lights! I wanna blast 1 terawatt at that driver who would rather look at his phone instead of going when the light is green.

2000cs · 05-03-2021, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yes just imagine BMW offering the Ultrashort Pulse Laser (UPL) option on their vehicles. Something tells me it would be quite popular. Forget about the tame laser lights! I wanna blast 1 terawatt at that driver who would rather look at his phone instead of going when the light is green.

Not that I’ve thought about this at all, but you know that would have to completely obliterate so there is no debris field to drive through.

infinitekidM2C · 05-03-2021, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. We may also be in competition with Israel since they reportedly have "Jewish space lasers" targeting people from space.

Ha. What's the difference between a Jewish and a Gentile laser? ...

Littlebear · 05-03-2021, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekidM2C

Ha. What's the difference between a Jewish and a Gentile laser? ...

The "tip".

infinitekidM2C · 05-03-2021, 04:54 PM

lol

TiMSport · 05-03-2021, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekidM2C

Ha. What's the difference between a Jewish and a Gentile laser? ...

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Originally Posted by Littlebear

The "tip".

LMAO

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